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Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 6:07 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
jwar wrote:Disarm D'arcy wrote:Yeah. Almost 2 months of wait. Someone's due for a will power challenge!
I don't care if they open it early either. It's whatever.

JEEBUS WILL CARE. HE WATCHES YOU IN YOUR SLEEP AND CAN SEND A THUNDERSTORM YOUR WAY BECAUSE HE'S AN EVIL JUDGMENTAL VENGEFUL CREEP.
However robotic, that is.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 6:08 pm
by Jwar
D.o.S. wrote:Goddamn you guys are quick.
Might want to make sure they're not like me -- away from the door to answer for the mailman for a week and change in the near future -- before you send it?
What does this even mean? I read it three times but still don't get it. LOL!
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 6:15 pm
by morange
He's taking a trip, nobody home.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 6:16 pm
by Jwar
morange wrote:He's taking a trip, nobody home.
Well that makes sense. Just say that. LOL
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 6:26 pm
by Iommic Pope
Dread game: intensifies.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 6:29 pm
by D.o.S.
jwar wrote:morange wrote:He's taking a trip, nobody home.
Well that makes sense. Just say that. LOL
You need more em-dash in your life, bro.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 7:10 pm
by JonnyAngle
D.o.S. wrote:jwar wrote:morange wrote:He's taking a trip, nobody home.
Well that makes sense. Just say that. LOL
You need more em-dash in your life, bro.
Where ya going?
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:26 pm
by oldangelmidnight
Disarm D'arcy wrote:Let's open pandora's box. What does ILF says about the Danes?
They're great.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:27 pm
by UglyCasanova
Come to think of it...are there any Danish people here?
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:33 pm
by D.o.S.
JonnyAngle wrote:D.o.S. wrote:jwar wrote:morange wrote:He's taking a trip, nobody home.
Well that makes sense. Just say that. LOL
You need more em-dash in your life, bro.
Where ya going?
Scotland. And your mom's house. But mostly the former (I'm very underwhelming, sexually)
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:35 pm
by UglyCasanova
or gtfo
and you is a sexy beast. totes wilderness man vibes.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:40 pm
by D.o.S.
Ahahah I just mean it's going to be a quick stay, not that I won't look good during.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:00 pm
by Iommic Pope
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:11 pm
by Chankgeez
T.W.S.S. wrote:Goddamn, you guys are quick.
D.o.S. wrote: (I'm very underwhelming, sexually)
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:39 pm
by crochambeau
D.o.S. wrote:Scotland. And your mom's house. But mostly the former (I'm very underwhelming, sexually)
.......sooooooooo, yeah, in the vanishingly small chance you are my Satan, I do love me some single malt Scottish Whiskey.
I'll be gentle on the second score.
