Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 5:37 pm
BRO, U EARNED BONUS POINTS. Y U MAD?
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Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:59 pm
I dunno I get pretty frustrated when I lose something. It's like, "How can I be so forgetful?"
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:21 pm
snipelfritz wrote:I dunno I get pretty frustrated when I lose something. It's like, "How can I be so high?"
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:16 pm
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:12 am
LOLLOLLOL
you know the situation is fucked when the crowd actually CHEERS security removing a drunk chick.
you know the situation is fucked when the crowd actually CHEERS security removing a drunk chick.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 1:26 am
TAKE YOUR MISSUS HOME
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:01 pm
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 1:03 pm
more like Darth Vader.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:25 pm
I hate that I don't have a visual for this post, but I totally took a poop in the ladies' room after I got out of my Spanish class. I mean, I totally walked out of class with a sense of pride over the excellent grades I'd just received, texted mah grrrl to brag about it, not realizing that the restroom I had just walked into had NO urinals. In fact, I hadn't become aware of my surroundings until I heard an effeminate sigh from the person who walked in after me. I passed it off as perhaps, just an effeminate guy. It wasn't until I saw a pair of spike heels go into the stall next to mine that I was in the WRONG place. Speaking of shoes, I wear a size 13 shoe- a fact which I concealed by only making the toes of said shoes visible. It was also at this time that I realized I put on my boxers inside-out this morning. I blame the pot I bought yesterday.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:34 pm
blooghost wrote:I heard an effeminate sigh from the person who walked in after me. I passed it off as perhaps, just an effeminate guy. It wasn't until I saw a pair of spike heels go into the stall next to mine that I was in the WRONG place. Speaking of shoes, I wear a size 13 shoe- a fact which I concealed by only making the toes of said shoes visible.
This part makes me wish you'd rewrite the whole thing in Dr. Seuss-esque verse.
And speaking of SHOES,
I wear size 13 shoes,
a fact that is obvious,
to each one who views!
My sinuses are so stupidly stuffed up right now.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:08 pm
snipelfritz wrote:blooghost wrote:I heard an effeminate sigh from the person who walked in after me. I passed it off as perhaps, just an effeminate guy. It wasn't until I saw a pair of spike heels go into the stall next to mine that I was in the WRONG place. Speaking of shoes, I wear a size 13 shoe- a fact which I concealed by only making the toes of said shoes visible.
This part makes me wish you'd rewrite the whole thing in Dr. Seuss-esque verse.
And speaking of SHOES,
I wear size 13 shoes,
a fact that is obvious,
to each one who views!
My sinuses are so stupidly stuffed up right now.
I'm considering writing children's books
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:13 pm
reminds me of someone..
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:41 am
Boys, check out the last post in the thread killer thread.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:49 pm
Does Prymaxe really need to spam me a newsletter every day?
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 2:36 pm
pretty soon they'll start givin shit away