ILF Secret Santa 2016

[Disarm D'arcy]

I hate cheese.
Tax fraud is named business sense in Luxemburg, The Netherlands and Switzerland.
Plus our alcohol is cheaper (it's not as good though).
Anyway, even though I was born Dutch I'm probably more European or German in heart and soul so I don't feel addressed.

There's discrepancy amongst gouda cheese eaters. I'm not gonna tell that story again but when I went to Oslo, everything related to Belgium turned to massive shit (Belgian airline, Belgian passenger being a dick, Belgian clerks at the Brussels airport being dicks, a Belgian refusing to indicate where something was pointing to the sign that was written in Dutch and telling me "it's written there", Brussels airport generally being unwelcoming) and everything related to the Netherlands was awesome/chill (KLM's rad - it's Air France anyways now , Schipol is chill, welcoming and practical, clerks were very polite and helpful). So much that it boosted my desire to visit Amsterdam.

Let's open pandora's box. What does ILF says about the Danes?

[fcknoise]

Denmark:

[UglyCasanova]

Denmark is the alcoholic dad of Scandinavia. Sweden is the hot mom. Norway is the spoiled child.

[Disarm D'arcy]

You mean the child that was taken away by the Barnevernet for no reason.

(I saw this in a documentary, can't help but think it's BS, you could deduce from their phrasing that one of the parent interviewed had somewhat slapped his child in public, which, however legal in France up until very recently, is not in Norway).

[Tristan]

I love Flemish Belgians, actually I'm closer to them than to the Dutch too, but some of the Wallonian (French speaking) Belgians is a different story.
Brussels Airport is the worst airport in the world, bar none, in terms of staff and service.

I was in Denmark once, mainly to drive to the boat to Norway, it seemed boring, also there's much more thrash lying around than in Norway and they drive more aggressive, a bit like the Dutch actually, I guess Denmark is a bit like the antisocial brother of Scandiland, where Finland is maybe the black sheep, don't know.

Anyway, if you ever decide to come to Amsterdam, let me know, I live really nearby.

[Disarm D'arcy]

Hehe! Offer noted, will let you know if/when it becomes a thing

[D.o.S.]

fan of Danes here, AMA.

[fcknoise]

All the danish people I've met has been nice. But they suck at skiing and also they call christian the tyrant by the name christian the great

[JonnyAngle]

My Satan, I am sorry that I've been changing my mind so much. Here is a "high res" photo of my stuff.

Fuck it, surprise me.

https://www.talkbass.com/threads/pypb-4 ... t-19337772

[coldbrightsunlight]

Main gift landed today! Quick check that it works turned into some time jamming... which makes me confident the victim will like it!!

[Jwar]

I have all the shit for my mark except like one thing, which I can just run to the store and get. I'll be mailing next week.

[JonnyAngle]

I have all the shit for my mark except like one thing, which I can just run to the store and get. I'll be mailing next week.

Evil. I'll mail mine too

[Disarm D'arcy]

Yeah. Almost 2 months of wait. Someone's due for a will power challenge!

[Jwar]

Yeah. Almost 2 months of wait. Someone's due for a will power challenge!

I don't care if they open it early either. It's whatever.

[D.o.S.]

Goddamn you guys are quick.

Might want to make sure they're not like me -- away from the door to answer for the mailman for a week and change in the near future -- before you send it?