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Then you could also get some more purple rack gear.

Dude, this thing apparently has "motorized knobs":



https://reverb.com/item/2272087-soldano-x99-purple

That would be funny, I could be the Motorized Man with the robotuner Gibson and that.

But not paying $2800 for an amp I don't need.

I don't need it either and I definitely can't afford it, but that doesn't stop me from wanting it just because it's purple.

Oh, yea, I'd like it just for the novelty.

In a perfect world I could buy on cosmetics but....ain't a perfect world.

I've bought one guitar ever where I had a choice of finishes that made me happy with more than one possibility.

And not a single offering was purple.

Damn you, Gibson.

Give me purple, damnit.

These keep popping up on Reverb, kinda want:

https://reverb.com/item/2012676-gibson- ... 014-purple

Stock photo, because that dude's is horrible:

I suddenly want one of these less after seeing that ad!

Yeah, I don't even know what that dude is doing. Especially because the guitar isn't even plugged in.

Maybe he's having a seizure trying to use the Mini-E Tune?

I didn't know Target sold Gibsons now

This one definitely wins on looks.

Spotted in Chattanooga Tuesday....if I ever have to do some estate planning, I guess I'm going to Jim Purple for the name alone.

He specializes in purple ladies!

I only go to decrepit strip malls for tanning or to get waxed.

Maybe you can do that and establish a living trust too!