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kbithecrowing wrote:I'm sick and I'm coughing a lot, but every time I cough I try not to. Consequently it sounds like I'm trying not to vomit or I'm having mildly painful sex every time I cough.

Lol, I'm having the same issue. Only replace being sick with smoking too much.

GardenoftheDead wrote:I'mma stab PETA all over their face:
http://acidreign.tumblr.com/post/33185294720

PETA make me want to abuse animals just so they come at me just so I can kill them all. From the depths of hell I stab at PETA.

Tried to fix the headphone jack on my laptop and broke the keyboard & trackpad, so now my laptop is pretty much a desktop. I would be mad but I never really need to take my laptop anywhere besides my desk anyway and now I have a good excuse to buy a fancy keyboard and gaming mouse.

okay i am done with maxgif. at least until someone else posts a link.

http://maxgif.com/455

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5v3Z856lzg[/youtube]


When symphonic orchestras start with flashmobs is when it gets awesome.

I pray that someone passing by there was either really stoned or tripping.

Casavettes wrote:I pray that someone passing by there was either really stoned or tripping.

And then created this:
http://maxgif.com/77Q

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yPfmRoSfpA[/youtube]

MOMMY WEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A YOUTUBE CHEF

Mudfuzz wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yPfmRoSfpA[/youtube]

Not as bonerific as I had hoped.

I had a forty-ish chick hitting on me tonight. She claimed to do promotions in nor-cal. I dunno, she was kinda meh. My coworker came in and I was glad to see some other douche around my age hitting on her when I came in from a cigarette. That seems to be the test: Do you mind someone who will talk to people you know seeing you flirt with this chick in a bar (I work in another bar in the same small town so "someone who will talk to people you know" is actually pretty specific)?

If spaceritual were still on he'd be totally chewing me out hXc.

Also, best Family Guy line ever:

Brian (very quickly and offhand while drunk): I voted for McCain.

I'm really horny. And usually I'm totally asexual (ok, I'm an animal if there is a girl I have chemistry with, but otherwise not really). It's weird.

alexa. wrote:I'm really horny. And usually I'm totally asexual (ok, I'm an animal if there is a girl I have chemistry with, but otherwise not really). It's weird.

That does seem weird, but then again I'm always really horny.

What's the opposite of asexual? Yeah, that's me. I'd probably have a boner at this moment had I not whacked off within the last half hour.

snipelfritz wrote:

alexa. wrote:I'm really horny. And usually I'm totally asexual (ok, I'm an animal if there is a girl I have chemistry with, but otherwise not really). It's weird.

That does seem weird, but then again I'm always really horny.

What's the opposite of asexual? Yeah, that's me. I'd probably have a boner at this moment had I not whacked off within the last half hour.

Wanking can't satisfy me.. when I get into this animal-sorta mode, I really need a few hours of pounding a girl silly
Great, now I'm horny again.
Sometimes having a vivid mind is awesome.. and sometimes.. it's awesome-er

I'm thinking of calling my ex now

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOal6bMFyeI[/youtube]