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Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 6:34 pm
by jfrey
Can somebody read the directions on my rice cooker?
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 6:55 pm
by snipelfritz
"Rice is very delicious however the process for producing a healthy and nutritious rice-based dish is much like upended tortoise. Obtuse and inappropriate, makes difficult to be attaining success. Following the stream through kitchen sink like the leaf of autumn into retaining mechanisms will begin processes. Using nuclear death probe one may achieve rice to be at temperatures appropriate to become supple and perfect for human consumption and digestion. Be to be proceeding with caution. Fire demons are ill tempered and will strike as a serpent upon impatient fingers."
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 8:37 pm
by the_carl
jfrey wrote:Can somebody read the directions on my rice cooker?
How did you even end up with a Chinese-only rice cooker? Did you buy it off the sketchy dudes in Chinatown? Based on the pictures and Wikipedia's entry on Chinese measurement characters:
1. I have no idea what's going on, but usually there are lines inside the bowl thing that tell you how much to fill it up with rice and water. Rinse the rice until it doesn't make the water cloudy or your shit will get fucked up. Something about either 20 or 30 of a small unit of measurement.
2. If you have 100 mL of something, microwave for 10 minutes for a 500W microwave or 7 minutes for a 1000W microwave. If you have 50 mL of something, microwave for 7 minutes for a 500W microwave or 5 minutes for a 1000W microwave.
3. Remove from microwave and let sit for 20 minutes.
I was bored. Shut up.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:16 pm
by spacelordmother
1. Rice and water goes in.
2. Put into microwave.
3. Coffee!
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:20 pm
by jfrey
the_carl wrote:jfrey wrote:Can somebody read the directions on my rice cooker?
How did you even end up with a Chinese-only rice cooker? Did you buy it off the sketchy dudes in Chinatown? Based on the pictures and Wikipedia's entry on Chinese measurement characters:
1. I have no idea what's going on, but usually there are lines inside the bowl thing that tell you how much to fill it up with rice and water. Rinse the rice until it doesn't make the water cloudy or your shit will get fucked up. Something about either 20 or 30 of a small unit of measurement.
2. If you have 100 mL of something, microwave for 10 minutes for a 500W microwave or 7 minutes for a 1000W microwave. If you have 50 mL of something, microwave for 7 minutes for a 500W microwave or 5 minutes for a 1000W microwave.
3. Remove from microwave and let sit for 20 minutes.
I was bored. Shut up.
Got it online.
Thanks man.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:13 am
by Achtane
I love these vidjas.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWkuKgmKorU[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBSFFL15Rk8[/youtube]
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:38 am
by phantasmagorovich
Achtane wrote:I love these vidjas.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWkuKgmKorU[/youtube]
YES! That's what I call suspense.
(And persistence on the skater's side.)
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:05 am
by alexa.
wow he should really like, learn how to fall

he gets a bit better at it as the video goes on. kudos for the persistence!
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:03 am
by Moustache_Bash
Achtane wrote:I love these vidjas.
I can't tell if you like watching bails, or like to watch how a dude finally arrives to a trick. If it's the latter, you should check out all the B Sides of Stay Gold. I actually like them more than the video itself. I like to just hear all the noises associated with skating, and not seeing the hyped up/ridiculous editing.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMFdQP3v3wY[/youtube]
Jerry Hsu always looks like a god damn goon when he slams, cracks me up.
EDIT: Thank you, alexa.

Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:14 am
by alexa.
remove the S after the http
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:33 am
by jfrey
My friends music reviews:
http://www.youtube.com/user/FultonsReviewsAlso...
Finally finished writing this tutorial on avoiding conflicts with multiple JavaScript libraries. Took me forever to debug the simplest code in the world. I had one misplaced # in my Prototype code.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:18 pm
by sonidero
What did they do to this cat??? Is that just grooming???

Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 1:39 am
by dubkitty
>Is that just grooming???
i certainly hope so. then the person(s) responsible can be found and punished.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 1:50 am
by Mudfuzz
sonidero wrote:What did they do to this cat??? Is that just grooming???


Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:41 am
by Chankgeez
dubkitty wrote:i certainly hope so. then the person(s) responsible can be found and punished.