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All I can say is that Jay can definitely pull it off live. Red Rocks was thundering.
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lol. i got to "work" (a friend's sister was hired to do the catering, so we carried stuff for about 2 hours in the morning then enjoyed our backstage passes the rest of the day) at the Lalapalooza that Fishbone and Primus played back in the day out here. hanging out in the back a bunch of people where playing basketball, and i used to run a couple hours 3 or 4 times a week. so we're balling and about half of Fishbone came in on the next team. was hella fun.

but then when i was taking a breather between games Les and Larry wandered over and ended up standing next to me. Larry said, "you're good.", i stuttered out a thanks, Les said something that i can't remember at all because i'm such a huge fan (him and Cliff Burton and Tom Jenkinson are why i started playing bass) that i got wide-eyed and said something like, "um.... yeah.... i can't.... i can't talk to you. i have too huge a crush. i'm gonna.... gonna go play basketball. *whisper* i love you."

wasn't creepy at all for him i'm sure. but i was like 17. fucking stupid kids. i SHOULD have cracked his skull open and ate his brain to gain his knowledge like i always said i would. i was such a PUSSY.
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behndy wrote:Les said something that i can't remember at all because i'm such a huge fan (him and Cliff Burton and Tom Jenkinson are why i started playing bass) that i got wide-eyed and said something like, "um.... yeah.... i can't.... i can't talk to you. i have too huge a crush. i'm gonna.... gonna go play basketball. *whisper* i love you."

hahaha amazing. :joy:

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nad wrote:
behndy wrote:Les said something that i can't remember at all because i'm such a huge fan (him and Cliff Burton and Tom Jenkinson are why i started playing bass) that i got wide-eyed and said something like, "um.... yeah.... i can't.... i can't talk to you. i have too huge a crush. i'm gonna.... gonna go play basketball. *whisper* i love you."

hahaha amazing. :joy:

For 2012 I'm gonna try to not buy any new gear. Which means I don't want to sell any gear either, because then I'll have a smaller pile of crap to amuse myself with, and besides, these days I'm too poor to pretend that minimizing is some form of noble cause. So I'm gonna let my TalkButt althetic sipporting membershit expire, and I know that means my avatar will disappear, but I am wondering if my Audio Terrorist Sympathizer tagline will evaporate as well, and to be perfectly honest, that would make me a little sad. What does this all mean? NOTHING.


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Achtane wrote:
nad wrote:
behndy wrote:Les said something that i can't remember at all because i'm such a huge fan (him and Cliff Burton and Tom Jenkinson are why i started playing bass) that i got wide-eyed and said something like, "um.... yeah.... i can't.... i can't talk to you. i have too huge a crush. i'm gonna.... gonna go play basketball. *whisper* i love you."

hahaha amazing. :joy:

For 2012 I'm gonna try to not buy any new gear. Which means I don't want to sell any gear either, because then I'll have a smaller pile of crap to amuse myself with, and besides, these days I'm too poor to pretend that minimizing is some form of noble cause. So I'm gonna let my TalkButt althetic sipporting membershit expire, and I know that means my avatar will disappear, but I am wondering if my Audio Terrorist Sympathizer tagline will evaporate as well, and to be perfectly honest, that would make me a little sad. What does this all mean? NOTHING.


Make a rainbow-colored sig before your membership expires. You can't use colors without giving them 20bux.
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Holy fuck it's $20 now?! Yep, definitely lettin' that one go. Just because I found my dream career due to TB doesn't mean they get any more cash from me. :lol:

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I found out that if you don't change it at all, it'll just stay. So, just don't try to alter it at all after.
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theavondon wrote:I found out that if you don't change it at all, it'll just stay. So, just don't try to alter it at all after.


kept mine for a while afterward, too.
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fuck this not buying gear for 2012 bullshit

I am going to buy more than I did last year.

Then burn it

Then buy more.
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MaxMaps wrote:fuck this not buying gear for 2012 bullshit

I am going to buy more than I did last year.

Then burn it

Then buy more.

I like this approach. KEEP THE ECONOMY SPINNING.

I'm already annoyed by my now-rainbow'd signature on TB. Think I'll up the font size and see what happens. Is there a sparkle tag?
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Nah, I wish. I made mine have a big font too. It's even outdated by a year, but :idk:
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I miss big font day.

I'd suggest a renaissance, but ILF has no font-conservative majority to confuse and befuddle.
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lol. oh Dee.Ohh.Ess.

i'm stuck in traffic and that made me giggle loads.

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SPACERITUAL HAS THE RIGHT IDEA.
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POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP. :omg:
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