Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:32 pm
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Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:52 pm
spacelordmother wrote:
My god that is amazing.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:21 pm
snipelfritz wrote:spacelordmother wrote:
My god that is amazing.
Shit, I wanna get back into roleplaying just so that I could be a pugtaur.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:31 pm
phantasmagorovich wrote:snipelfritz wrote:spacelordmother wrote:
My god that is amazing.
Shit, I wanna get back into roleplaying just so that I could be a pugtaur.
Quoting this because everyone else is.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:38 pm
Also this is my favorite history thing:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_of_t ... n_Cossacks
Look at this dude's stache. LOOK AT IT
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_of_t ... n_Cossacks
Look at this dude's stache. LOOK AT IT
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:59 pm
Achtane wrote:Also this is my favorite history thing:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_of_t ... n_Cossacks
Look at this dude's stache. LOOK AT IT
Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!
Thou art a turkish imp, the damned devil's brother and friend, and a secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight art thou that cannot slay a hedgehog with your naked ass? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou son of a bitch wilt not ever make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.
Thou art the Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, Armenian pig, Podolian villain, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, a fool before our God, a grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. Thou wilt not even be herding Christian pigs. Now we shall conclude, for we don't know the date and don't have a calendar; the moon/month's in the sky, the year in the book, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our ass!
Koshovyi Otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.
Fuck thy mother indeed.
I don't know why, but there is just something super bad ass about Russia.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:05 pm
I miss Wotan....
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:17 pm
wsas3 wrote:I miss Wotan....
I always got confused. Didn't he have an alt, or was an alt of Blooghost or something, or was that someone else, or just a running joke that I never got in on?
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:38 pm
I don't quite remember, but nothing on ILF made me laugh more than his insults. Him and doomfuzz are ILF's greatest contributors 
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 10:00 pm
snipelfritz wrote:wsas3 wrote:I miss Wotan....
was an alt of Blooghost
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 10:01 pm
Yeah I was thinking that was it
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 11:58 am
I've been carrying tube amps and heavy cabs for years, and I just messed up my back picking up my kick drum. 
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:06 pm
Does peanut butter count as a meal?
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:43 pm
IEatCats wrote:Does peanut butter count as a meal?
Only if you sprinkle it with Splenda and eat it off a playing card.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:50 pm
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xr82RHyCj8[/youtube]
Holy fuck!
Holy fuck!