"Leaving lepidoptera...Please, don't touch the display, little boy, aha cute!
Moving to the next aisle we have arachnida, the spiders, our...finest collection.
This friendly little devil is the heptothilidi, unfortunately harmless.
Next to him, the nasty licosa raptoria, his tiny fangs cause creeping ulcerations of the skin (laugh).
And here, my prize, the WHITE SPIDER. Isn't she lovely?...And so deadly.
Her kiss is fifteen times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake.
You see her venom is highly neurotoxic, which is to say that it attacks the central nervous system causing
intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in breathing, loss of consciousness, violent convulsions and, finally...Death.
You know what I think I love the most about her is her inborn need to dominate, possess.
In fact, immediately after the consummation of her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the species she kills and eats him...
(laugh) oh, she is delicious...And I hope he was!
Such power and dignity...unhampered by sentiment.
If I may put forward a slice of personal philosophy, I feel that man has ruled this world as a stumbling demented child-king long enough!
And as his empire crumbles, my precious WHITE SPIDER shall rise as his most fitting successor!"
quote taken from tom while he was giving a tour of the fuzzhugger sonic experimentation emporium!!!
actually a semi-doctored alice cooper song called black widow. the rant was performed by vincet price!
