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Re: Hippie shit.
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 10:00 pm
by D.o.S.
idk man I'd probably go to see the Grateful Meher.
Re: Hippie shit.
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 9:48 am
by echorec
gnomethrone wrote:Also echorec: my wardrobe would make you weep big salty tears all over your cravat.
Hour 1: a pair of sexy hunks discretely whisk you away in a sleek black van (black like a Parisian handbag, not black like faded 1980s Reeboks that the millennials think are cool)
Hours 2-20: dry bath, shampoo, piggy gets the hose. follicle remix. rigorous exercise. various cram sessions: color coordination, fabric history, dos & donts of manscaping, et cetera
Hours 21-39: colon cleansing, yada yada yada lite torture, intense juicing session, tailor consultation
Hour 40: catch & release is complete, when your rescue team reintroduces you to the world, sporting the
vagrant makeover supreme

Re: Hippie shit.
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 10:24 am
by gnomethrone
current ensemble:
baggy black basketball shorts
Gray and red napalm death baseball shirt
Black high top vans n black ankle socks
Black gauges in my big gross ear lobes
Old Spice deodorant, scent = "swagger"
#Fresh2Death
Re: Hippie shit.
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 11:22 am
by psychic vampire.
Current Ensemble:
Dirt//Sweat//Nudity
Poor Hygienic Habits
I started Smoking again
Darkwave Music
Napalm Death Sweatpants on the floor
Wool Camp Blanket
Makeup has been on for a week
i shared a lot of bottles of water with a lot of strangers
Gum is fucking magical
i think i accidentally leaned up against someone's cigarette while shirtless
i am so overtired
#HowTheHell
Re: Hippie shit.
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 11:29 am
by gnomethrone
psychic vampire. wrote:Wool Camp Blanket
lol @ ur drug rug. Trve hippie shit. Psych Vamp you are my favorite internet person.
Re: Hippie shit.
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 11:44 am
by psychic vampire.
Hahaha, i had a dream that i lost my wool camp blanket and had to go get another one from REI but REI only had wool socks and organic food.
And thanks

it's always good for ex-crust-kid cool to recognize ex-crust-kid cool.
Re: Hippie shit.
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 1:37 pm
by popvulture
D.o.S. wrote:idk man I'd probably go to see the Grateful Meher.
Even though JM is an epic singularity of a dickhole, I'd rather see him than Anastasio.
Re: Hippie shit.
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 1:55 pm
by gnomethrone
What if they made may-hurr play backstage while a holo-garcia floated above the crowd and spoke in zen koans? That would be chill.
Re: Hippie shit.
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 2:20 pm
by popvulture
gnomethrone wrote:What if they made may-hurr play backstage while a holo-garcia floated above the crowd and spoke in zen koans? That would be chill.
So down with that.
Re: Hippie shit.
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 2:35 pm
by goroth
I really did not expect that this thread would make me put my Napalm shirt on.
Re: Hippie shit.
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 2:39 pm
by Jwar
OMG how could I forget!! Ponchos!! I have one hiding somewhere! My wife didn't get that!! Muahahahahaha
http://www.hippyclothinguk.co.uk/produc ... y/ponchos/
Re: Hippie shit.
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 3:08 pm
by popvulture
Yeah the hoodie in the OP was a bit more wizard than hippie. Poncho is a good direction. I think the true hippie dirtbag look is the OG Baja... the Drug Rug.

Re: Hippie shit.
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 3:10 pm
by Strange Tales
Oh man I should find my drug rug. My parents bought me one years ago. I loved wearing that thing it was so damn comfortable.
Re: Hippie shit.
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 3:25 pm
by popvulture
Haha I've still got mine!
Re: Hippie shit.
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 5:11 pm
by Jwar
UGH!!!!!!! I can't find my poncho!! I'm going to KILL my wife if she threw it out!!!!!
Or just you know. Buy another one.

LOL