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Re: ALL HEROES DIE
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2015 11:24 pm
by snipelfritz
I mean, an adequate one shall do. That shouldn't really be the focus. But I suppose that's just me.
I think I could survive with strictly grrl on grrl with the occasional strap-on. Maybe flick a spoonful of mayo around at the end for posterity's sake.
Re: ALL HEROES DIE
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2015 11:45 pm
by John
snipelfritz wrote:I think I could survive with strictly grrl on grrl with the occasional strap-on. Maybe flick a spoonful of mayo around at the end for posterity's sake.
Seconded, however the point of having a dude in porn is that male viewers can identify with the wang-holder and imagine themselves in his place. That's why if it's not just girl on girl, I prefer porn with big cocks, otherwise I don't feel like that's me in there.
However I also prefer not to see dude's face if at all possible, and FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK STOP SHOWING HIS GODDAMN ASSHOLE ALL THE TIME. I have no desire to get my salad tossed or watch a dude get his salad tossed. I think throatfucking videos exist solely to give closeted bisexual dudes the excuse to see HOURS OF MAN ANUS.
Re: ALL HEROES DIE
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2015 11:48 pm
by snipelfritz
Oh yeah the slap-slap, ball'n'bootyhole angle is objectively the worst.
Re: ALL HEROES DIE
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 12:54 am
by behndy
.............. lies. everything you said is LIES.
MY ASSHOLE BRINGS ALL THE SHAKES TO THE YARD.
wait. something like that.
Re: ALL HEROES DIE
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 1:05 am
by Chankgeez
CHOCOLATE SHAKES???
Re: ALL HEROES DIE
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 1:09 am
by behndy
oof. there's actually a whole run of Made In The Ass Shakes. milk and choco powder and speculums are involved.
it's...... more gynelogical than sexy. at least to me.
i don't judge.
Re: ALL HEROES DIE
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 9:39 am
by echoraven
This thread is full of win.
Re: ALL HEROES DIE
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 12:25 pm
by eggy in a bready
snipelfritz wrote:Who pays attention to the guy in porn? It should all be POV IMO.
Somebody has a case of the notgays
Re: ALL HEROES DIE
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 12:55 pm
by behndy
NO HOMO.
like. i do NOT buy any of the bullshit attached to homeopathic "remedies".
Re: ALL HEROES DIE
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:30 pm
by John
behndy wrote:THESE ASS HOLDS SNAKES
wait. something like that.
fixed yr post
Re: ALL HEROES DIE
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:32 pm
by D.o.S.
John wrote:I have no desire to get my salad tossed or watch a dude get his salad tossed.
so vanilla.
Also "hours of man anus" would make for a great band name.
Re: ALL HEROES DIE
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:38 pm
by behndy
John wrote:behndy wrote:THESE ASS HOLDS SNAKES
wait. something like that.
fixed yr post
Re: ALL HEROES DIE
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:51 pm
by John
D.o.S. wrote:John wrote:I have no desire to get my salad tossed or watch a dude get his salad tossed.
so vanilla.
Well it definitely ain't chocolate
Re: ALL HEROES DIE
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 6:03 pm
by Dandolin
All heroes die? Ultra-Dad! Nooooooooooo!
