The "fuck my neighbour" thread

[BitchPudding]

Never have had to blow money on weed. I'm booooooriiiiiiiing.

Never thought about what my neighbors think of my playing. I got bored once a few years back and played on my porch since it was a nice day and they enjoyed it, so thats a thing.


I don't think I get excessively loud ether. The loudest I get is practicing my solo stuff cause the backing tracks are played back at show levels, but never a knock at the door. So idk man. Lucked out I guess.

[goroth]

I could of probably financed a small army and overthrew our government with the money I've blown.

You mean, tony Abbott is your fault?

[KaosCill8r]

I could of probably financed a small army and overthrew our government with the money I've blown.

You mean, tony Abbott is your fault?

Don't blame that maggot cunt on me.
If anyone wants to finance me I'll form a political party and next election I'll run for Prime Minister. Legal weed for all Australians. And I'll have diplomatic meetings with leaders of the other countries so we can leagalize it there. Vote 1 for KaosCill8r

[goroth]

Sweden and Australia have a bilateral healthcare agreement - a reciprocal weed legislation agreement is the next logical step.

[Tristan]

Too bad them weedz is so expensive in Norway otherwise UC could bring the lady a weedy space cake (with chocolate the old hag will likely barely notice),
you know, to calm her down...

[KaosCill8r]

Sure I'll allign our country with Sweden. It is my ancestral homeland after all. Austweden or Swetralia? We will hash out all them details later. Just need to get me elected in here and you elected in over there and then we will work on world domination together after that.

[KaosCill8r]

Too bad them weedz is so expensive in Norway otherwise UC could bring the lady a weedy space cake (with chocolate the old hag will likely barely notice),
you know, to calm her down...

Nah when me and goroth are in charge we will just have UCs neighbour deported to some fucked up war torn country. Give her some real problems to concern herself with.

[goroth]

Too bad them weedz is so expensive in Norway otherwise UC could bring the lady a weedy space cake (with chocolate the old hag will likely barely notice),
you know, to calm her down...

Nah when me and goroth are in charge we will just have UCs neighbour deported to some fucked up war torn country. Give her some real problems to concern herself with.

That made me LoL a lot.

[echoraven]

Sorry for the threadjack...

...Not to mention the 20 or so years of heroin addiction. I could of probably financed a small army and overthrew our government with the money I've blown.

20 years on heroin and your still here? You should change your name to Commander Superballs.

[KaosCill8r]

Have overdosed a few times and been revived. Just lucky I guess but a lot of my friends weren't so lucky. I do still have a lot of survivors guilt about it. Some of them died from gear I scored for them.

[D.o.S.]

We have legal weed here. So far the sky is lower, but hasn't fallen yet.

[echoraven]

Have overdosed a few times and been revived. Just lucky I guess but a lot of my friends weren't so lucky. I do still have a lot of survivors guilt about it. Some of them died from gear I scored for them.

Wow that was powerful. My condolences, that hit me hard.

...still think you should be Commander Superballs.

[KaosCill8r]

Well enough about my inner demons. Everyone has their problems.
Let's get this topic back on track.
So who's got some more "fuck your neighbour" stories???

[D.o.S.]

Lived next to one-college age woman (and her roommates) who used to get really, really intense over the phone when she was talking to her boyfriend. Smacking her head against the wall (at least it sounded that way) kind of intense. Factor in our paper thin walls, and the shared foyer became extraordinarily awkward sometimes.

[Joe Gress]

"Fuck your neighbor?"

Only twice, then it got too awkward. She had this amazing technique though...