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This thread reminds me of that song.

That's what kind of weirdo I am.

I make hot dogs a lot. And have a bit of a foot fetish. I mean, I don't hump high heels, but lady feet, if properly cared for, turn me on. I sing utterly nonsensical r&b songs when I clean (made up on the fly). I try to reason with my pets while they look at me all condescending, like "I'm a dog, motherfucker. I'm ruled by my urges to eat, shit, and piss. And you're lucky my junk don't work." I'm also a bit of an exhibitionist. I'll piss almost anywhere and have been known to ride a bike naked. It's a bit uncomfortable, but worth it for the pure freedom. 'Murica, fuck yeah.

I'm the kind of weirdo who actually comes off as the most normal person ever.

But that's not true.

backwardsvoyager wrote:I refuse to pay anyone to cut my hair. Have not been to a hairdresser in 8 years. Cannot stand hairdressers.

I've been cutting my own hair for 5 years now. Those people always fucked my shit up. Always give myself the same haircut, but fuck it.

Oh yeah, whenever I get a combined feeling of anger and incredulity, often at the sheer stupidity of the person I'm talking to, or the argument we're having, I'll laugh nervously. I fucking hate it. It's not even a good laugh that will at least make people think twice about the argument, it just seems to give people fuel for their fire and make me look like an idiot. Kinda like the way Penguin laughs in Gotham, if you watch that. Which you should because it rules.

LaoWiz wrote:

backwardsvoyager wrote:I refuse to pay anyone to cut my hair. Have not been to a hairdresser in 8 years. Cannot stand hairdressers.

I've been cutting my own hair for 5 years now. Those people always fucked my shit up. Always give myself the same haircut, but fuck it.

I find freedom in cutting my own hair. From dreadlocks to undercuts to cherokee in 1month
It has been around 8 years for me as well.

alexa. wrote:

LaoWiz wrote:

backwardsvoyager wrote:I refuse to pay anyone to cut my hair. Have not been to a hairdresser in 8 years. Cannot stand hairdressers.

I've been cutting my own hair for 5 years now. Those people always fucked my shit up. Always give myself the same haircut, but fuck it.

I find freedom in cutting my own hair. From dreadlocks to undercuts to cherokee in 1month
It has been around 8 years for me as well.

yeah, i don't think i'm particularly good at cutting my hair and often come up with weird ideas that look stupid to anyone but me, but whatever, i would rather look weird than go and pay someone to give me the same hairstyle as somebody else, that's no fun.

vidret wrote:i drink an average of 2 liters of milk a day.

i generally drink 6 or more liters of tap water every day. i used to get dehydrated really frequently so i started carrying a big water bottle with me everywhere, and now i just constantly drink and refill ALL the time. My diet is pretty bad so drinking nothing but water seems to help a little, but i wonder if too much is a bad thing.

Too much water is indeed a bad thing.
6 litres could be dangerous.
And no I'm not kidding.

Oh yeah, I remember when the Wii first came out there was a radio station that did a "Hold your wee for a Wii" contest and some woman died from essentially drowning her organs. That's a pretty extreme case though.

It's probably much better to have a little too much water than not enough.

Iommic Pope wrote:Too much water is indeed a bad thing.
6 litres could be dangerous.
And no I'm not kidding.

mm, figured, i think the effects are minimal because it's spread fairly evenly over any given 24-hour period but it is definitely easy to over-drink.
the 3-4 liter/day range seems to be fine but i find when it's more than that it prompts weight loss and slows bodily function to some degree, so i have to be kinda careful. i've been mildly anorexic for quite a while.
at one point i used to drink nothing but dr pepper and coffee instead, needless to say the effects were a little worse

If you sweat a lot its ok. But the formula is 2L per day minimum (to clear out/replace the intestinal water needed to digest food and absorb nutrients), +1L for every 25kg above 50. Add 1L if you're sweating a lot, etc.

But ye, too much water washes your minerals out, can be dangerous.

Andrew wrote:I am a total mess socially and emotionally, so there is legimataly a gold mine. The relatively acceptable weird things would be:
I can't stay awake past 1am
I have an Anime figure collection
I don't like eggs.

Your BARELY borderline odd, not even remotely weird.

At odd times I speak to myself as if I were a machine, the only time in my life I can remember not doing that was when I was with this girl whom I was so in love with that I wanted her to become water so I could drown in her.

crap... I think I just became weirdo of the day.

backwardsvoyager wrote: mm, figured, i think the effects are minimal because it's spread fairly evenly over any given 24-hour period but it is definitely easy to over-drink.
the 3-4 liter/day range seems to be fine but i find when it's more than that it prompts weight loss and slows bodily function to some degree, so i have to be kinda careful. i've been mildly anorexic for quite a while.
at one point i used to drink nothing but dr pepper and coffee instead, needless to say the effects were a little worse

Seriously man, unless you're working a trade in the 40 degree heat and sun, even in Australia, the 1-2 litre a day range is fine. Obviusly a bit more if you are exercising and what not.
Kidney Health Australia actually recommend this: http://www.kidney.org.au/kidneydisease/ ... fault.aspx

alexa. wrote:If you sweat a lot its ok. But the formula is 2L per day minimum (to clear out/replace the intestinal water needed to digest food and absorb nutrients), +1L for every 25kg above 50. Add 1L if you're sweating a lot, etc.

But ye, too much water washes your minerals out, can be dangerous.

Sorry, dude, I'm gonna have to ask you for a source on that or call bullshit. The large intestine ABSORBS water, and your stomache is full of acid, not water. If you were to clear everything out constantly you'd lose all your natural gut flora.

Science. THAT'S the sort of weirdo I am.

Also, bile is gross.