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Hop Ranch and Dirt Wolf dude! Hop Ranch is like the more refined brother, with a nice even hop profile and a balanced malt backbone. Dirt Wolf is the dirty loud-ass brother with aggressive hops and less malt.

Tristan wrote:Right right, my dad used to do the Dumpsmoke too, he was eating some kind of strawberry candy called Fruitella with it as well, that stench afterwards might be one of the most horrorsome things I smelled in my whole life.

Oh man this had me laughing all day long after reading it. As if the dumpsmoke wasn't a wretched enough stank on its own, the strawberry candy fumes would just put it over the top.

What can I say, my dad is a funny guy in more than one way.

here's the thing, I was really drunk when I posted earlier and failed to clarify the most important bit. To have a shower that is sealed enough to attain sauna status as far as heat and humidity goes. The beer must be ICE cold and an Ice bucket is a wonderful thing to possess for this reason. A bowl of the finest along with the steam creates the perfect thirst which is the quenched by your beverage of choice. For me a full flavored dark beer of the porter or stout variety. Some day we will remodel and I'll have a sealed off shower again.

I agree with Ax, although I prefer light, summery beers as opposed to stouts for this purpose.
Man, it has been WAY too long since I've done the shower beer and smokeout sauna.
So good, though.

Still haven't tried this but I have a few choices floating around that may make it work.
Thinking about a magic hat IPL

Joe Gress wrote:Hop Ranch and Dirt Wolf dude! Hop Ranch is like the more refined brother, with a nice even hop profile and a balanced malt backbone. Dirt Wolf is the dirty loud-ass brother with aggressive hops and less malt.

Oh Dirt Wolf is one of my favorite beers I can get on shelves in Nashville, we just haven't got any Hop Ranch yet.

A beer in the shower is good, but a big fat joint in the bathtub is better

KaosCill8r wrote:A beer in the shower is good, but a big fat joint in the bathtub is better

As long as some nihilists don't come in with their ferret.

And threaten to cut off my Johnson.

Shower beer thought it said Slower beer...

Meta- wrote:Shower beer thought it said Slower beer...

I once bought a six pack of Woodchuck Spring, which tastes like straight Eggo waffles and maple syrup. That was the slowest beer I ever drank, in that it'd take me an hour to finish one bottle.

wdinc01 wrote:

Meta- wrote:Shower beer thought it said Slower beer...

I once bought a six pack of Woodchuck Spring, which tastes like straight Eggo waffles and maple syrup. That was the slowest beer I ever drank, in that it'd take me an hour to finish one bottle.

The last Avery Tweak I had took about 45 minutes for me to drink. Of course it's all coffee, bourbon, and super heavy dark malts. And %17+ abv.

The more you give it time to warm up, different flavors start to really shine through.

High ABV or complicated beers I can understand taking your time with. This Woodchuck, however, tasted like straight maple syrup

Well it's also a cider.