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Re: doom is the #coolguy version of blues wanker

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 10:05 pm
by Chankgeez
Greenfuz wrote:I still wear the levis denim jacket that I bought for $5 at the salvation army when I was $13
:facepalm:

What's your going rate now? $16?

Re: doom is the #coolguy version of blues wanker

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 10:39 pm
by foomanfat
:evil:

Re: doom is the #coolguy version of blues wanker

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 10:54 pm
by Doesy
Chankgeez wrote:
Greenfuz wrote:I still wear the levis denim jacket that I bought for $5 at the salvation army when I was $13
:facepalm:

What's your going rate now? $16?
He's adjusted by $7 for inflation.

Re: doom is the #coolguy version of blues wanker

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:24 am
by dase
Iommic Pope wrote:rfurtkamp, I have always respected your balanced views and opinions.

And "road to Doomascus", that was awesome. :hug:
dase wrote:It's called a battle jacket you posers. LEAVE THE HALL.
As a guy that sports denim and patches, do you get annoyed that wankers are encroaching on what is now, your traditional ecclesiastic ceremonial attire?

I've always been way too much of a glasses wearing weiner for battlejackets. But I remember seeing some fake crust pants for like $400 in the window of david jones a few years ago and nearly dying of laughter.

Real talk the only thing that actually bothers me about doom being trendy is being hassled to play shows now with a bunch of terrible new bands (as opposed to the good new ones of which there are many) that think they're going to be the next high on fire/electric wizard, and having to deal with all their self entitled bullshit. No you can't play for 50 minutes. No you can't borrow my amp because your piece of shit reissue orange isn't 'loud enough' and you need my (barely working) sunn to be 'really doom'. No I won't draw you a shirt design for free 'for the exposure'.

Re: doom is the #coolguy version of blues wanker

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:43 am
by Iommic Pope
I've been out of bands and playing live for a while now, so it's depressing to see that little has changed in regards to parasitic wankers populating that end of the stick.
Are cunts really that stupid?

Re: doom is the #coolguy version of blues wanker

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 9:19 am
by GAS KING
cunts be trippin'

Re: doom is the #coolguy version of blues wanker

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:04 am
by D.o.S.
dase wrote:
Iommic Pope wrote:rfurtkamp, I have always respected your balanced views and opinions.

And "road to Doomascus", that was awesome. :hug:
dase wrote:It's called a battle jacket you posers. LEAVE THE HALL.
As a guy that sports denim and patches, do you get annoyed that wankers are encroaching on what is now, your traditional ecclesiastic ceremonial attire?

I've always been way too much of a glasses wearing weiner for battlejackets. But I remember seeing some fake crust pants for like $400 in the window of david jones a few years ago and nearly dying of laughter.

Real talk the only thing that actually bothers me about doom being trendy is being hassled to play shows now with a bunch of terrible new bands (as opposed to the good new ones of which there are many) that think they're going to be the next high on fire/electric wizard, and having to deal with all their self entitled bullshit. No you can't play for 50 minutes. No you can't borrow my amp because your piece of shit reissue orange isn't 'loud enough' and you need my (barely working) sunn to be 'really doom'. No I won't draw you a shirt design for free 'for the exposure'.
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Bro you don't understand my Matamp is at home.

Re: doom is the #coolguy version of blues wanker

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:06 am
by D.o.S.
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It's true bro I've seen it.

Re: doom is the #coolguy version of blues wanker

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:23 am
by Chankgeez
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Me & my girls can kick your ass (and then strangle you with chains).

Re: doom is the #coolguy version of blues wanker

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:34 am
by Wes Mantooth
Iommic Pope wrote:I've been out of bands and playing live for a while now, so it's depressing to see that little has changed in regards to parasitic wankers populating that end of the stick.
Are cunts really that stupid?
I'm pretty sure for the eternity of every musical genre there will be parasitic cunts.

I've been trying to find a doom band to play bass or guitar in on Clist here but everyone's band kinda sucks. Also thought about contacting a black metal band since they tour and all but they take their metal way too seriously. They are really serious about being so KVLT

Re: doom is the #coolguy version of blues wanker

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 4:08 pm
by Ancient Astronaught
I wear a black denim vest with nicely sewn on patches....

I wear black shirts with dark blue jeans.....

I have a beard (all though its really short now).....

I have an expensive custom made amp that hasn't been used to play out (yet, we're still in the writing stage) but has and will be used for recording.....

I detune as low as possible before its not audible......

My guitar is SG shaped......

I smoke a lot of the greenery....

So.... I guess I'm your stereo typical doom bro lawyer...... :mope:

Except I don't play doom. :p

I play Stoner Violence :evil:












Who am I kidding.... I'm a hipster.... :picard:

Re: doom is the #coolguy version of blues wanker

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 6:29 pm
by Iommic Pope
Nah Skip, you're legit.
Doom Bear fo LYFE.

Those photos made me laugh, then hurl, then cry.
I'm dead inside now.

Dead-er.

Yeah Wes, joining bands you have no common thread with is always a gamble.

Re: doom is the #coolguy version of blues wanker

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 7:19 pm
by Greenfuz
http://www.ebay.com/itm/1966-FENDER-JAZ ... 1284379320



you're not a real noise dude unless you own this

Re: doom is the #coolguy version of blues wanker

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 7:36 pm
by Chankgeez
What real noise dude can afford this?

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This is for noise lawyers or noise dentists.

Re: doom is the #coolguy version of blues wanker

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 9:31 pm
by Iommic Pope
Noise lawyers. Handing out cease and desist orders for breaking a db limit by day, spamming you on social media to come to their solo drone set by night.
The one you can't play anymore because they shut you down too many times.
It's a noise mafia racquet.