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Re: prison wine
Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 2:27 pm
by ShaolinLambKiller
No joke you say this is going to be cheaper than buying actual alcohol and honestly you'll end up spending more money for an inferior product that's more likely to get you sick than drunk. I kinda hope you do and come back here saying after you waited for 2 weeks you drank it and spent the night throwing up and shitting yourself and then had to go to the hospital for dehydration. Then you get to sell your gear to pay for the medical bills.
Re: prison wine
Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 3:43 pm
by D.o.S.
ShaolinLambKiller wrote:No joke you say this is going to be cheaper than buying actual alcohol and honestly you'll end up spending more money for an inferior product that's more likely to get you sick than drunk. I kinda hope you do and come back here saying after you waited for 2 weeks you drank it and spent the night throwing up and shitting yourself and then had to go to the hospital for dehydration. Then you get to sell your gear to pay for the medical bills.
Re: prison wine
Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:04 pm
by ShaolinLambKiller
Forgot.
Re: prison wine
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:24 am
by culturejam
You can actually make half-decent wine with just juice and yeast.
I've been brewing beer for a long time, and I've occasionally made fruit wines just for kicks or to use up leftover ingredients. I made this reDONKulous hard cider last year. A gallon of apple juice, a pound of dark muscovado sugar, and yeast. Granted, I used a very clean beer yeast, but it will still ferment fully with baker's yeast from the grocery store. Shit was like 8% ABV and very tasty.
There's nothing about homebrew that can hurt you. The old wives' tales about blindness, etc, are from during prohibition when people were using lead-containing vessels to brew and distill liquor. If you brew in glass or plastic, there's no chance of lead poisoning.
Re: prison wine
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:29 am
by Psyre
but for authenticities sake, please, PLEASE use lead-containing vessels.
Re: prison wine
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:41 am
by ryan summit
Greenfuz wrote:drugs are legal in canada? where do I go to buy opium?
afghanistan
haha you go from prison hooch to opium
if you cant afford box wine.......
Re: prison wine
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:43 am
by D.o.S.
I still think Kouri's felching comment deserved more attention.
Re: prison wine
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:51 am
by futuresailors
culturejam wrote:You can actually make half-decent wine with just juice and yeast.
I've been brewing beer for a long time, and I've occasionally made fruit wines just for kicks or to use up leftover ingredients. I made this reDONKulous hard cider last year. A gallon of apple juice, a pound of dark muscovado sugar, and yeast. Granted, I used a very clean beer yeast, but it will still ferment fully with baker's yeast from the grocery store. Shit was like 8% ABV and very tasty.
There's nothing about homebrew that can hurt you. The old wives' tales about blindness, etc, are from during prohibition when people were using lead-containing vessels to brew and distill liquor. If you brew in glass or plastic, there's no chance of lead poisoning.
The blindness/death is because the moonshine guys ended up making methanol instead of ethanol.
But if you have health insurance, drink some methanol and get yourself to a hospital. They basically treat you with an IV of hard liquor.
Re: prison wine
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:06 am
by retinal orbita
My brother wants to come over and pick all the elderberries off the trees in my backyard so he can make elderberry wine or cider or some shit when the trees bloom
Like what the fuck ever....
Re: prison wine
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:11 am
by Mudfuzz
retinal orbita wrote:My brother wants to come over and pick all the elderberries off the trees in my backyard so he can make elderberry wine or cider or some shit when the trees bloom
Like what the fuck ever....
kids these dAyS… They're turning into old men from the 20's… does he own a banjo or lute?
Re: prison wine
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:55 am
by ryan summit
D.o.S. wrote:I still think Kouri's felching comment deserved more attention.
we are having a serious discussion here
kids will reference this thread for decades
kids in need
the children dos
think of the children
with poop on their nose
and ketchup under their fingernails
saying"are you buzzed?i think im buzzed"
Re: prison wine
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:03 am
by retinal orbita
Mudfuzz wrote:retinal orbita wrote:My brother wants to come over and pick all the elderberries off the trees in my backyard so he can make elderberry wine or cider or some shit when the trees bloom
Like what the fuck ever....
kids these dAyS… They're turning into old men from the 20's… does he own a banjo or lute?
He owns numerous banjos....
Re: prison wine
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:26 am
by jfrey
retinal orbita wrote:Mudfuzz wrote:retinal orbita wrote:My brother wants to come over and pick all the elderberries off the trees in my backyard so he can make elderberry wine or cider or some shit when the trees bloom
Like what the fuck ever....
kids these dAyS… They're turning into old men from the 20's… does he own a banjo or lute?
He owns numerous banjos....
This was one of my favourite exchanges on ILF.
Re: prison wine
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 3:04 pm
by Jwar
True story. Most opium on the market is have made with incense. Seriously. Fucking son of a bitch lying a ass drug dealers.
Just smoke crack dude. I mean, that's the cheapest shit out there right? Might as well if you're willing to drink prison hooch. I believe prisoners drink that because they don't have options. You do.
Or you could just...I don't know, not drink as much? Sounds logical to me.
This thread is fucking weird.
Re: prison wine
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 4:03 pm
by Achtane
jwar wrote:420 HUFF SHITFUMES EVERY DAY
