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Joe Gress wrote:Ewww doughnuts.


Bagels>doughnuts every day of the week.

BOO THIS MAN!!!!

Sour cream glazed... Or chocolate glazed. I seem to prefer the simpler donuts over the over-the-top decadent donuts.

Doughnuts: Greasy sugar bombs that usually taste like the sugarplum princess pulled em out of her sugar tainted cooch and added a sprinkling of diabetes on top.

Bagels: Hard on the outside, soft on the inside=Perfection. Available in all kinds of different flavors, and go great with just about anything you can fit between the two sides.

Doughnuts come in one flavor: deathly sweet. If you eat them past breakfast you're a freak, and if you do one of those burger bun replaced with a doughnut? Enjoy your diabetes in hell fatty. Cream filled? More like death pudding! Even the fancier ones are still waaaaaaaaaaaay over-rated. If I want fruit in my grains I'd go for goddamn cake. For breakfast? Horrible waste of the buck or two that should have been spent on something that'll actually give you energy for the rest of the morning, not the empty calories, fat, and sugar rush (with incoming sugar crash).

Call me a commie-pinko-terrorist-bastard-son of a bitch, but fuck doughnuts. Fuck them hard in their pre-lubed oily hole.

I'll fight you all to the death.


I do kinda enjoy doughnut holes though...

Joe Gress wrote:Doughnuts: Greasy sugar bombs that usually taste like the sugarplum princess pulled em out of her sugar tainted cooch and added a sprinkling of diabetes on top.

Bagels: Hard on the outside, soft on the inside=Perfection. Available in all kinds of different flavors, and go great with just about anything you can fit between the two sides.

Doughnuts come in one flavor: deathly sweet. If you eat them past breakfast you're a freak, and if you do one of those burger bun replaced with a doughnut? Enjoy your diabetes in hell fatty. Cream filled? More like death pudding! Even the fancier ones are still waaaaaaaaaaaay over-rated. If I want fruit in my grains I'd go for goddamn cake. For breakfast? Horrible waste of the buck or two that should have been spent on something that'll actually give you energy for the rest of the morning, not the empty calories, fat, and sugar rush (with incoming sugar crash).

Call me a commie-pinko-terrorist-bastard-son of a bitch, but fuck doughnuts. Fuck them hard in their pre-lubed oily hole.

I'll fight you all to the death.


I do kinda enjoy doughnut holes though...

HE WHO LIVES IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULD NOT THROW STONES.

warwick.hoy wrote: HE WHO LIVES IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULD NOT THROW STONES.

AT LEAST MY HOUSE LOOKS CLEAN AND NOT DEFILED WITH DOUGHNUT OIL AND SUGAR SMEARED HANDPRINTS ALL OVER THE GLASS.

OH BOY TIME TO KICKSTART MY MORNING WITH A MOUTHFUL OF DOUGH
CREAM CHEESE IS THE ONLY REASON BAGELS ARE EVEN EDIBLE YOU FOOL

Achtane wrote:OH BOY TIME TO KICKSTART MY MORNING WITH A MOUTHFUL OF DOUGH
CREAM CHEESE IS THE ONLY REASON BAGELS ARE EVEN EDIBLE YOU FOOL

CREAM CHEESE>SUGAR FROSTING (TIMES LIKE 1,000,000,000,000!!!)

CREAM CHEESE ON DONUTS IS PERFECTION, IT IS WASTED ON THOSE MASSES OF BREAD
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Achtane wrote:CREAM CHEESE ON DONUTS IS PERFECTION, IT IS WASTED ON THOSE MASSES OF BREAD
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UUUUUUUUUGH until all the extra sugar and fat slaps your arteries with death. Sugary fatty death. Like Hunny Boo Boo's mom frenching you until you suffocate with grease dripping out of your mouth on the morticians table.

Joe Gress wrote:Doughnuts: Greasy sugar bombs that usually taste like the sugarplum princess pulled em out of her sugar tainted cooch and added a sprinkling of diabetes on top.

But in a bad way?

Achtane wrote:OH BOY TIME TO KICKSTART MY MORNING WITH A MOUTHFUL OF DOUGH
CREAM CHEESE IS THE ONLY REASON BAGELS ARE EVEN EDIBLE YOU FOOL

IKR: I don't want to nap right after breakfast. At least with donuts I can enjoy the sugar crash later in the day.

And let the donut flavored belches commence.

Joe Gress wrote:blah blah blah blah

I do kinda enjoy doughnut holes though...

THEY'RE FUCKIN CALLED TIMBITS