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I've been told I'd make a great looking drag queen

I haven't done it in a while, just finished school. It is so fucking fuuunnnnn!

MEOW.

lol. i used to do half drag at the more metal shows we played when i was younger. no falsies but would wear a short skirt and grrL half top underneath a baggy pants or coveralls then halfway through our set switch take off the coverings.

always tickled me to see confused metal kids. and thought that having long hair went from RARRRR METAL to UM SHIT KINDA PRETTY GRRL BOY.

i'm not near as waify as i used to be though. ALAS.

All the dresses I wanted to buy were just small enough where I couldn't wear them. Mother fucker.

Lots of puking time between now and then.

SKINNY GRRL REGIMENT GO.

i.... have the hardest time finding grrLy clothes my size. 'm like 6'4"ish and about 260 lbs.

harrrrrrrrrrd.

A baby

Having trouble finding something that fits, what a shocker! Make your own top in minutes! Use an old band shirt you don't give a fuck about anymore like metallica or whatever.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3hAEnCoLJM[/youtube]

My GF wants us to go to this year's Halloween party as sexy Lincoln and sexy John Wilkes Booth...

I think she wants to be Lincoln.

Either way, THERE WILL BE BLOOD!!!!! ... and sexiness..

I went to Good Will to buy a shredder and the woman at the desk asked me if I was going to buy a costume and I said I was still thinking but was leaning towards Red Riding Hood, she laughed and said I had the hair for it, and said yes and she laughed some more. Although she thinks I was joking, I was very far from it.

I think my girlfriend wants us to go as Jake and BMO, not sure if I could stick being in shorts in October weather though.

fiddelerselbow wrote:I think my girlfriend wants us to go as Jake and BMO, not sure if I could stick being in shorts in October weather though.

Jake don't wear shorts bro he's a dog.



I think I'm going to be Link, but the Link from the cartoon show, just so I can go "Hey! Excuuuse me Princess" as much as possible. And so it makes sense that I'm not blonde.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPxY8lpYAUM[/youtube]

I have long hair, a beard, and I'm lazy. I think I'll just go as Jesus.

snipelfritz wrote:

fiddelerselbow wrote:I think my girlfriend wants us to go as Jake and BMO, not sure if I could stick being in shorts in October weather though.

Jake don't wear shorts bro he's a dog.



I think I'm going to be Link, but the Link from the cartoon show, just so I can go "Hey! Excuuuse me Princess" as much as possible. And so it makes sense that I'm not blonde.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPxY8lpYAUM[/youtube]

Whoops! I meant Finn Guess that's what I get when I go on ILF before morning caffeine injections

ASH FROM EVIL DEAD! Why didn't I think of this sooner?! Tomorrow I'm gonna go see what I can scrounge at good will