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I can't believe they raised more than double that. >_< iamsosadnow ._.

Fully agree with this kickstarter shit getting out of hand. Man up (heh) and pay for your own shit.

Id like to take the time to point out that 4 different people payed $5000 so that they could (out of their own pocket, after the initial $5000) fly to lovely, shitty toronto to either play guitar or sing on their shitty new album. 3 people payed $1250 to pay to fly to toronto and eat pizza with band members.

Donovan and i are starting a band guys. Only problem is i still live in sc and havent finished school. If you crowdfund us so that i can move to tx, finish school, and buy a giant room full of amps and other assorted gear, we really think we can make a great record. Heres a breakdown of what we need

Jammy moving money 2 TX: $15,000
Private G4 Jet with pokemon paintjob rental to fly me to tx: $10,000
Jaccuzi full of Grower champagne rental for the jet: $7,000
Hookers: $3,000
$1,000 new, crisp bills to throw at hookers: $1500
New Crockett & Jones wingtips to walk through airport: $1200
Limo service to donovans house: :$100/hr
Custom printed "just say no to rachet pussy" shirts for me and dom: $50
Room fulla amps: $5000
Buncha guitars: $20,000
Finish school: $30,000
"Recording" budget: $20,000
"Production" fees" $20,000
"per diems": $10,000
"accommodation": $20,000


So for only $162,850, or LESS THAN HALF of what protest the hero got to record their shitty album, i guarantee we will record something much better.


EDIT: Oh also i need this versace ashtray: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Versace-Rosenth ... 5646e7a61f

That's a surprisingly low hooker fund.

Sounds fair to me, where the fuck do I donate?!

theactionindex wrote:That's a surprisingly low hooker fund.

Sounds fair to me, where the fuck do I donate?!

Yeah thats just for tax purposes. Basically everything up there with quotes is for blow and pussy.


OH ALSO i forgot were flying in tuffteef and maz (and a smuggled wombat) from austrailia then were all going to sonideros dude ranch to learn how to rope broncos or whatever
I think thats texan for "were going to go to the titty bar and pay the strippers to fuck us out by the dumpsters" So basically tack on an additional $35k

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2JfY-nVaqg[/youtube]

dubkitty wrote:"Per Diems ($25) $4,000.00
Band Salary per member, per month $833.33"

so for the recording period, they're paying themselves $800/mo. PLUS $25/day, which is to say that they'll each be making $800 + $750/mo., i.e $1550/mo., TO MAKE THEIR OWN ALBUM. sorry...record on your own time. and find a producer that costs less than $20K. also, try having your material down before you enter the studio and maybe you won't have to pay 22.5K for studio time. where the fuck are they recording, Electric Ladyland?

Ha; I'm just a poor food service worker (management for a company that cares about it's people) and I make more than 1550 a month.

Suckers.

Wait.

GODDAMMIT

seriously, that's over 75% of what i cleared after taxes when i was working for $27/hr.

THEBEERHAMMER wrote:OH ALSO i forgot were flying in tuffteef and maz (and a smuggled wombat) from austrailia then were all going to sonideros dude ranch to learn how to rope broncos or whatever
I think thats texan for "were going to go to the titty bar and pay the strippers to fuck us out by the dumpsters" So basically tack on an additional $35k

The Soni Ranch requires a $7713 "Convenience" fee to make sure there is room and also for Tacos... Mainly for Tacos and Buds... Mainly for Buds...

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

THEBEERHAMMER wrote:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Also $3333 for a rented Wizard to light the bongs...

sonidero wrote:

THEBEERHAMMER wrote:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Also $3333 for a rented Wizard to light the bongs...

HOW DID I FORGET THIS

Kickstarter thread? Fuck yeah!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-QYqet8Sok[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtWH5LRHiqI[/youtube]

lol creativity flies first class

holy fucking shit
how much do i i have to kickstart ya
to tag along
what if i can get you the hookers and blow 1/2 price
so you/we? have more money for H&B when you/we? get to tex
id kickstart the fuck outta this project
dude
you wont even know im there
ill be..umm..polishing the mirrors on the jet
safety first

Ryan summit officially added to ILFTX2013 kickstarted. Dont fuck this up people we need that money...