any veal up in this sausage-fest?

[behndy]

I LOVE YOU MARK BREAST.

Kung POW was surprisingly funny as HELLZ.

[PillowFort]

I don't know how serious the original posters question was. But it might help to ask these questions

1. Would women want to post here? Why or why not?

2. Would they feel comfortable posting here? Why or why not?

3. What difference does the poster's gender make? Or how attractive they are?

4. Why is it important to you that women post here?

Hey, I am a lady. My answers are as follows:

1 - Yeah, I have a vagina, but I feel I can talk guitars/pedals pretty dang well. I do not believe my vagina gets in the way of this. I would hope not. (no giant vaginas, here...)

2 - I feel completely in my comfort zone on here. These guys (and gals) are seemingly interested in the same things as I am, so I'm totally cool with being in the cozy ILF circle of beautiful people. you guys have shown me nothing but friendship, I don't see why I wouldn't like it here.

3 - I don't think it makes a difference, at least I haven't noticed anything yet. The only people I've seen are the ones that have posted pictures in the "lets see you" topic. I wouldn't go as far as ranking their attractiveness, but clearly I think we all know who I've picked.

4 - I am a woman, I have a liking for this stuff, and you folks are pretty nifty, I'll post here wherever I get the chance to.

In conclusion, I think it's nice to have other ladies on here, but I surely don't think it makes a difference whether or not we have a snausage or not.

post-conclusion: vagina. I just felt like saying the word again.

[behndy]

vagina is an awesome word. vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina VAGINA.

i like Vagine the way that strippery grrL said it in Pain And Gain and Bagina, like it might shoot out a baguette on command. 'cause, you know. sex..... AND snacks? YESH PLEASE.

also, 01), the image of a vaj'y pocket large enough to carry around pedals and such would be SO damn convenient.

GIMME.

[PillowFort]

I feel like this woman is too nonchalant about having a vagina purse that could contain pedals. What do we think?

Also, this is a horrifying picture, and "vagina purse" is now in my search history. No shame.

[behndy]

WELCOME TO THE GUB'MENT WATCH LIST.

that makes me feel a few very conflicting ways.

watching Amanda Seyfried (HAWT) and Megan Fox (meh) make out in Jennifer's Body just now only adds to the confusion.

well played. well played INDEED.

[echodeluxe]

but clearly I think we all know who I've picked.

look, im flattered, but you have a boyfriend. it wouldnt be right.

vagina

[Jwar]

I don't know how serious the original posters question was. But it might help to ask these questions

1. Would women want to post here? Why or why not?

2. Would they feel comfortable posting here? Why or why not?

3. What difference does the poster's gender make? Or how attractive they are?

4. Why is it important to you that women post here?

1. You love fuzz.
2. You love fuzz.
3. Uhhh still you love fuzz.
4. YOU LOVE FUZZ??????????

[dubkitty]

I do not believe my vagina gets in the way of this. I would hope not. (no giant vaginas, here...)

the mental cartoon images evoked by this are priceless. PRICELESS, i tell you.

[osbornkt]

Wow.

[Greenfuz]

there's a joke about big muffs in here somewhere

[behndy]

TOO EASY. DON'T DEMEAN YOURSELF LIKE THAT GREENY.

[dubkitty]

to the tune of "How Deep Is Your Love." THE SONG ILF WILL NEVER GET OUT OF ITS SEXUAL SUBCONSCIOUS

[PillowFort]

look, im flattered, but you have a boyfriend. it wouldnt be right.

True, he's on here, he might kick your ass. I'll still call you.

I do not believe my vagina gets in the way of this. I would hope not. (no giant vaginas, here...)

the mental cartoon images evoked by this are priceless. PRICELESS, i tell you.

yikes! That one can go in your search history, hahaha.

[echodeluxe]

look, im flattered, but you have a boyfriend. it wouldnt be right.

True, he's on here, he might kick your ass. I'll still call you.

im a lover not a fighter. you guys can just watch me masturbate.

[behndy]

*raises hand*

um..... *I* like to watch people masturbatate TOO y'know....

and i'm like a sechsy bonobo chimp yo. try to start a fight with me because i'm talking to your grrL? oh we are getting DOWN tonight.

MEOW.