should we tear down/bulldoze/nuke detroit? poll

[THEBEERHAMMER]

All of your opinions are overruled because hardcore pawn. Let it burn.

[tuffteef]

are d12 still in detroit?

[terraformer]

shes got pretty nice titattys too.

please dont tell her about this thread OMG@!!!!!

this got me good

[pigmaker]

haha nice terra.

All of your opinions are overruled because hardcore pawn. Let it burn.

dude, i fucking LOVE that show. at first it made me feel a little dirty. then i got over that, and i learned to enjoy it. so yes, it's exactly like gay sex.

[terraformer]

All of your opinions are overruled because hardcore pawn. Let it burn.

THIS.

I manage a pawnshop in my small town in WY, and the fact that this fuckin guy even exists in the world ruins my life every day.
I just got the job for sweet deals on gear and every single customer that walks in
"yo you guys is just like the tv show, HAR HAR."
No. We're not. GTFO.

[pigmaker]

it beats the shit out of pawn stars i know that. ive heard those guys are complete diva fucking douchebags in real life.

[terraformer]

Truth. the cameras (in both shows) dont show the actual like 20 other employees who actually do all the fucking work... dicks. lol.

[pigmaker]

Right, yeah, ive heard that also. well ive heard the pawn stars guys are never actually working. they just show up to shoot the show, and if you meet them in person theyre fucking dicks.

i havent been to american jewelry and loan yet. it's not too far from here tho, im by 9 mile (great area though) it's on 8 i believe, not sure how far east or west or anything.

i cant stand that bitch ashley, maybe it's just an act, but i really like les and the son. they seem like cool michigan dudes. like i said, at first i felt dirty watching the show, because it's like 24/7 crackheads on it. but yeah, once you get past "the taste" it's pretty entertaining, i think.

[dubkitty]

i feel guilty when i watch Hardcore Pawn...it's like a continuing episode of Stupid Human Tricks.

[pigmaker]

why would you put screens in the windows - on the inside of the window
with a glass pane on the outside


oh yeah and this is on the 2nd story

seriously who the fucks idea was that? did spiderman build this motherfucking house?

i got a grand total of 1 motherfucking window out of 4 rooms on the entire second floor that i can actually open and get some cool fucking air upstairs

[Derelict78]

My understanding of Detroit is that it's hell on earth.

Wasn't your mayor just arrested for 26+ counts of felony charges for running the city like a crime syndicate?

lol my mayor. thats fucking rich homie. i moved here less than 2 weeks ago. i grew up mostly in michigan, but 4+ hours north of detroit on a fucking farm.

kwayme kilpatrick was released from his duties something like 5 years ago? maybe more?

was at the magic bag last night, awesome fucking rock club in ferndale. muggs cd release party, the 2nd band that opened for them was fucking amazing man. the steepwater band. from chicago. sounded like 1970. one of the guitarists was playing a tiny terror and that thing fucking ripped. love his tone. was playing a couple different humbucker gibbys into it. bought a couple vinyls they were selling. way more my thing than the muggs are, but the muggs are a great live band.

place was obviously about 120 degrees inside although it was about 50 degrees outside. i was down on the lower level in the back pit area. saw an old fat bitch and her old fat friends coming my way so i moved out of their way for them to get through and she gave me the stinkeye. uh, what the fuck? you realize most of these animals have no fucking etiquette, and i just did the *polite* thing?

gonna be at the braves vs tigers game tomorrow night. its on espn. you might see me if you watch the game although im sure 99% of you could give a fuck about baseball and/or me. ill be 9th row directly behind home plate, wearing a black shirt with an orange paisley tie. i got that ticket for 55 fucking dollars on stubhub.

i fucking love the d.






since i moved here i say fuck a lot more.

I'm a little late to the thread, but where 4 hours north? I'm from the Roscommon/Higgins lake area.
Also the magic stick> the magic bag.

[pigmaker]

wow thats cool man.

alcona county, mainly

havent been to the stick, i really liked how the magic bag was laid out, brilliantly done for a rock show without being totally uncomfortable/sore/sweaty/crowded etc

[Derelict78]

Oh the stick is a tiny place above a bowling alley but has sentimental value I saw the white Stripes open for the legendary pink dots there. Also got my first paid BJ there.
Edit: I paid to get a BJ.

[pigmaker]

did u pay in rock(s)?

if so, or if not, regardles...how much?

i want to know if im getting rolled in the D

[Derelict78]

Fuck dude it was cash to a Beautiful Pakistanian woman and it was a long time ago like pre white stripes on the radio in rack I had no idea who the were I was there to see TLPD. I'll guess $40 but like I said she was higher class. Still in the spank bank. I hope my wife doesn't ever visit here.