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Re: So like.... let me get this shit straight.. NSFW / NSFH

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 9:18 pm
by D.o.S.
But on the flip side, that kid's definitely got a ... head start (get it? yeah, I thought so.) on his peers.

Re: So like.... let me get this shit straight.. NSFW / NSFH

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 10:04 pm
by Joe Gress
He'll move ahead in life quick.

Re: So like.... let me get this shit straight.. NSFW / NSFH

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 10:15 pm
by ChetMagongalo
Honestly I'd pick still having my foreskin over being bullied by some morons while in school. I think bulling is awful but it's good to learn early on that not everyone loves you, and you're going to have to figure out how to deal with it. That's OT though.

I think the Penn and Teller video for this topic is worth a watch (some parts of this definitely NSFW)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNKmfUZUlbo[/youtube]

Re: So like.... let me get this shit straight..

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:36 pm
by behndy
futuresailors wrote:Image

I'MA SUCK YOU DRY


lol. that made me laugh way too hard.

Re: So like.... let me get this shit straight.. NSFW / NSFH

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:39 pm
by morange
I wonder if they get baby dick blood in their beard hair. There's an image for you.

Re: So like.... let me get this shit straight..

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:41 pm
by behndy
futuresailors wrote:ERRBODY JERKOFF :group:


FUCK. SAILOR GIVES ME GIGGLEZ.

um. that emoticon always looked like a bunch a doods and one chick with jaundice going Multi Grope on each other.

and that is BEAUTIFUL.

Re: So like.... let me get this shit straight..

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:43 pm
by ryan summit
bigchiefbc wrote:I was circumcised in a hospital,
by a doctor,
and no creepy old guy
sucked on my dick
when they did it.


i put this through my translator
and just as i suspected
perfect
you are my fucking hero

Re: So like.... let me get this shit straight.. NSFW / NSFH

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:52 pm
by morange
Image

Re: So like.... let me get this shit straight.. NSFW / NSFH

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:04 am
by bongoben
What? Just... umm, what?

Re: So like.... let me get this shit straight.. NSFW / NSFH

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:43 am
by dubkitty
i'm not the sort of person who defines myself by the state of my penis.

Re: So like.... let me get this shit straight.. NSFW / NSFH

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:53 am
by ryan summit
neither am i^
its fuckin gross down there
and of he cuts off any more
theyll be nothin left to "bless"

Re: So like.... let me get this shit straight.. NSFW / NSFH

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:39 am
by devideva
This is why a sucker is born every moment.

Re: So like.... let me get this shit straight.. NSFW / NSFH

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:11 pm
by ChetMagongalo
dubkitty wrote:i'm not the sort of person who defines myself by the state of my penis.

Does anyone really do that? that would surprise me

Re: So like.... let me get this shit straight.. NSFW / NSFH

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:41 pm
by D.o.S.
ChetMagongalo wrote:
dubkitty wrote:i'm not the sort of person who defines myself by the state of my penis.

Does anyone really do that? that would surprise me


It's a decent emotional barometer.

Re: So like.... let me get this shit straight.. NSFW / NSFH

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:29 pm
by morange
D.o.S. wrote:
ChetMagongalo wrote:
dubkitty wrote:i'm not the sort of person who defines myself by the state of my penis.

Does anyone really do that? that would surprise me


It's a decent emotional barometer.


BPL: binary penis logic. I'm on or off based on the state of my dick. Of course there's also active mode operation, if you keep a softy biased in your pants for class A operation.