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Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:32 pm
by ryan summit
behndy wrote:
off hand PLAYTEX FRESH AND SEXY*Wipes all the badness away
*in the condom aisle
at cvs,rite aids........
sorry
endorsement deal
im proffessinally gross down there
thats my other superpower
it keeps half the universe(women)
from fucking with me whatsoever
Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:59 pm
by behndy
no no no no no no no NO. THANK YOU. specifics are VERY important in fetish play.
i only need to ruin the mood completely and have to start all over once whilst yelling out "WHO'S MY HAIRY BUTT LITTLE MASTODON??!?" when she was looking for Aurochs.
sometimes it's not just the genetype it's also the region of origin or time period that are as if not more important in getting off.
i miss her. she was FUN.
Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:13 am
by snipelfritz
behndy wrote:whilst havine The Humping i made a grrL come so hard she poo'd a little?
i didna have the heart to tell her. she was on top so i just cleaned up as sneakily as possible after she rolled off of me.
I will forever imagine you as this guy now.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joH9MijWkvA[/youtube]
Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:42 am
by psychedelicrelic
behndy wrote:whilst havine The Humping i made a grrL come so hard she poo'd a little?
i didna have the heart to tell her. she was on top so i just cleaned up as sneakily as possible after she rolled off of me.
Jesus Christ behndy. Was this reverse cowgirl? Did you witness it's exit?
I think if a girl pooped on me, I'd immediately yell, without thinking "YOU POOPED ON ME!"
Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 4:10 pm
by Big Mon
I can bring great and terrible storms when I play my lap steel and get way into it. Also, while not ALWAYS the case, I,too have been known not to have a refractory period.
Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:54 pm
by behndy
snipelfritz wrote: I will forever imagine you as this guy now.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joH9MijWkvA[/youtube]
i'll take that. it's better than getting Dave Mustaine when i was a young kicken (i am MUCH pretty than this man). my grrL says Ethan Hawke. but the fuck does she know. she's japanese. all white boys look alike to her.
i am also much pretty than this man.
psychedelicrelic wrote:Jesus Christ behndy. Was this reverse cowgirl? Did you witness it's exit?
I think if a girl pooped on me, I'd immediately yell, without thinking "YOU POOPED ON ME!"
i know. that was the weird part. she was just on top. nothing funky or acrobatic.
she DID tend to go a bit spastic and herky jerky during big finishes, but still.
nary a streak or smear on her. just a polite little mess on me.
Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:52 pm
by jrmy
psychedelicrelic wrote:behndy wrote:whilst havine The Humping i made a grrL come so hard she poo'd a little?
i didna have the heart to tell her. she was on top so i just cleaned up as sneakily as possible after she rolled off of me.
Jesus Christ behndy. Was this reverse cowgirl? Did you witness it's exit?
I think if a girl pooped on me, I'd immediately yell, without thinking "YOU POOPED ON ME!"
I totally laughed out loud at this. Which was a problem when my six year old asked me what was so funny. "Um, nothing kiddo. Go back to watching Scooby Doo." <suppressed chuckle>
Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:18 pm
by behndy
yeahhhhhh.... at my house the differences between Reverse Cow-grrL and a Batman Maneuver were more 9-10 year old talk.
Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:55 pm
by Josh Pelican
If Ben and I had threesome with a girl, I'm pretty sure she'd squirt until she died from severe dehydration.
Then we'd run around and frolic in the tall grass.
Yeah, that's right. She would quiver and tremble until all of the fluid in her body came out.
Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:02 am
by pelliott
And that withered husk would light a cigarette and STILL tell her friends the next day that she's had better
Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:25 am
by MSUsousaphone
I have the uncanny ability to make even people who don't gossip gossip.
Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:27 am
by snipelfritz
EDIT: You have an uncanny ability to make babbehs.
I'm going to mostly ignore most of the posts I've read and say to things.
Josh Pelican, everything you say amuses me, but partly because I picture you as the goose from Balto typing at a computer. It's half-way between a pelican and a penguin (what I think of when I think of Nova Scotia).
I forgot what the second thing was. Oh yeah, girls seem to like it best on top, they're just too lazy to do it all the time.
Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:46 am
by MSUsousaphone
Lawlz.
It was starbucks white chocolate mocha. I give it all the credit.
Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:05 pm
by behndy
Josh Pelican wrote:If Ben and I had threesome with a girl, I'm pretty sure she'd squirt until she died from severe dehydration.
Then we'd run around and frolic in the tall grass.
Yeah, that's right. She would quiver and tremble until all of the fluid in her body came out.
Re: What is your secret superpower?
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:32 pm
by Gearmond
my superpower is the ability to manifest a solispist universe around me.