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Re: What's the Ugliest Guitar Ever
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:23 am
by jrmy
AxAxSxS wrote:not sure if SFW

There's a part of me that really loves the body shape of the Corvus. The headstock, not so much, but that weird, messed up can-opener shape... just resonates.
It's all right. I already know that I'm weird.
Re: What's the Ugliest Guitar Ever
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:26 pm
by gunslinger_burrito
This seems relevant.....
Exotic Animal Petting Zoo plays both a Jazzy and a Strat....and they sound pretty gnarly. I don't know if it's a "plus," but they sure look hip....
about 40 minutes in and about 57 minutes in....
http://vimeo.com/49743738my two cents to the topic at hand is that the Schecter Robert Smith guitar is gross looking....something about it offsets my eyeballs

Re: What's the Ugliest Guitar Ever
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:55 pm
by Achtane
Is it a Tele?
Teisco?
Strat?
Jaguar?
Nah, it's just ugly.
Re: What's the Ugliest Guitar Ever
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:04 pm
by well... it's green
Re: What's the Ugliest Guitar Ever
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:05 pm
by well... it's green
gunslinger_burrito wrote:This seems relevant.....
Exotic Animal Petting Zoo plays both a Jazzy and a Strat....and they sound pretty gnarly. I don't know if it's a "plus," but they sure look hip....
about 40 minutes in and about 57 minutes in....
http://vimeo.com/49743738my two cents to the topic at hand is that the Schecter Robert Smith guitar is gross looking....something about it offsets my eyeballs

I think that was the point though.
Re: What's the Ugliest Guitar Ever
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:26 pm
by Gearmond
isn't that the Ibanez Noodles signature?
Re: What's the Ugliest Guitar Ever
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:53 pm
by gunslinger_burrito
it's like if a small child tried to draw an arch top or something
Re: What's the Ugliest Guitar Ever
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:24 am
by JohnnyC
Achtane wrote:JohnnyC wrote:my favourite "locking" tremolo ever

What the fuck

That's genius. I bet you could actually sell that idea based on the added sustain and chimey quality of the brass.
oh yeah...ill market it like a certain japanese company...
$400 brass locking tuner...if youre not familiar with the properties of brass...have you ever heard of a trumpet/trombone or tuba suffering from RF interference.
get some tgp'rs to comment about how transparent it is and bam...timmy of the locking trem world
$400 please...
Re: What's the Ugliest Guitar Ever
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:27 am
by JohnnyC
and this...is just...terrible...

IMO...
Re: What's the Ugliest Guitar Ever
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:49 am
by gunslinger_burrito
Zakk Wylde meets Dimebag Darrel? Speaking of....not to bash Dimebag (even though I don't give a shit about Pantera), but his guitar is also a gross shape.
Re: What's the Ugliest Guitar Ever
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:24 am
by Jwar
Flying V's are the fucking ugliest ever to me. No offense Mudddy buddy, I know you dig them.
Other than that, I kind of agree with the Fender post. So dull.
Re: What's the Ugliest Guitar Ever
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:40 pm
by THEBEERHAMMER
Ironbird13 wrote:
I cant stand strats, as soon as i try to gallop i smash my little finger into the volume knob (why u so close)
THIS FUCKIN GODDAMN SHIT. FUCK STRAT LAYOUTS.
Re: What's the Ugliest Guitar Ever
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:23 pm
by Ironbird13
jwar wrote:Flying V's are the fucking ugliest ever to me. No offense Mudddy buddy, I know you dig them.
Other than that, I kind of agree with the Fender post. So dull.

but, but but V's are the best
unless its one of these...

why would you...
Re: What's the Ugliest Guitar Ever
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:03 pm
by zRobertez
It's probably best to put this in a hidey tag...
Re: What's the Ugliest Guitar Ever
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:18 pm
by snipelfritz
sonidero wrote:I WIN!!!

Dude that's actually kind of sick.