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Chankgeez wrote:

Jeff-7 wrote:I probably wouldn't tell her that her eyes are huge.

Just tell her they're "pretty".

"(414): This goes out to the two most attractive guys in the 414 Nap-tel: [me] and [some other dude]. My god you guys are some serious eye candy.

First off, Mr [me], you are THE best dressed lad in the building, besides maybe [supervisor]. You have the craziest ass I've ever seen, and you wear skin tight jeans constantly. Oh how Id love to be the fly on the wall when you put those on in the morning.

[...]

I swear, if either of you have to do a CTO for me, or vice versa, and you see me get up with a raging hard on, it's not because the call was some half-illiterate juicy Louisiana swamp people finger blasting themselves while I try to properly spell out the different grunting/panting sounds they're making, it's because of you.

If you ever wanna try polish sausage instead of fish tacos, I hope you somehow know to give me a Ringing 1...2...3"

snipelfritz wrote:My work has a facebook group for missed connections because we're all a bunch of anti-social nerds at a call center who don't have the actual opportunities to talk to each other.

I got namechecked today:

"(414): This goes out to the two most attractive guys in the 414 Nap-tel: [me] and [some other dude]. My god you guys are some serious eye candy.

First off, Mr [me], you are THE best dressed lad in the building, besides maybe [supervisor]. You have the craziest ass I've ever seen, and you wear skin tight jeans constantly. Oh how Id love to be the fly on the wall when you put those on in the morning.

[...]

I swear, if either of you have to do a CTO for me, or vice versa, and you see me get up with a raging hard on, it's not because the call was some half-illiterate juicy Louisiana swamp people finger blasting themselves while I try to properly spell out the different grunting/panting sounds they're making, it's because of you.

If you ever wanna try polish sausage instead of fish tacos, I hope you somehow know to give me a Ringing 1...2...3"

snipelfritz wrote:My work has a facebook group for missed connections because we're all a bunch of anti-social nerds at a call center who don't have the actual opportunities to talk to each other.

I got namechecked today:

"(414): This goes out to the two most attractive guys in the 414 Nap-tel: [me] and [some other dude]. My god you guys are some serious eye candy.

First off, Mr [me], you are THE best dressed lad in the building, besides maybe [supervisor]. You have the craziest ass I've ever seen, and you wear skin tight jeans constantly. Oh how Id love to be the fly on the wall when you put those on in the morning.

[...]

I swear, if either of you have to do a CTO for me, or vice versa, and you see me get up with a raging hard on, it's not because the call was some half-illiterate juicy Louisiana swamp people finger blasting themselves while I try to properly spell out the different grunting/panting sounds they're making, it's because of you.

If you ever wanna try polish sausage instead of fish tacos, I hope you somehow know to give me a Ringing 1...2...3"

GlitteryChunks wrote:Dear red headed cashier at the grocery store across the country. When our eyes met and you threw me that devilish smile I knew that had I not currently been in a relationship with my girlfriend whom I care deeply about, I would have walked out of the store just the same as I did but with at least 10x more regret.