petition for behndy to write a book about school girls.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:23 pm

lol. you GUYS. make me feel all mythic and stuff.

SHHHHH! i'm s'posed to be WORKING. you are DISTRACTING ME.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:11 am

MSUsousaphone wrote:I might be along on this....but I prefer chicks who aren't into butt plugs and fisting.

and just because it tickles me.....

gruizmuller · Post by **gruizmuller** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:33 am

LOL! never heard of that, but I would read Behndy's novel, and would see the movie based on it!

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:01 am

futuresailors wrote:
jfrey wrote:
retinal orbita wrote:Dunno why everyone is so harsh on a book series basically encouraging women to have more sex....

Because it's rubbish.

There isn't any sort of benefit that can make me get past it being garbage. It's something that should never have been published, because there shouldn't be anyone willing to read it.

I even consider it a turn off if a girl is reading that kind of nonsense.

Futuresailors is harsh on some old whore getting filthy rich off her terribly written sex fantasies. That they're making into a movie. A. fucking. movie. So the whore gets more money.

And once again I'm curious how graphic it actually will be. Will it work as only R rated? No genitals at all I imagine.

retinal orbita · Post by **retinal orbita** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:06 pm

jfrey wrote:
retinal orbita wrote:Dunno why everyone is so harsh on a book series basically encouraging women to have more sex....

Because it's rubbish.

There isn't any sort of benefit that can make me get past it being garbage. It's something that should never have been published, because there shouldn't be anyone willing to read it.

I even consider it a turn off if a girl is reading that kind of nonsense.

Wow dude.... sometimes people just want something fun to read......

I dunno, personally I'm pretty into not giving a shit about what others are doing.....

jfrey · Post by **jfrey** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:19 pm

retinal orbita wrote:
jfrey wrote:
retinal orbita wrote:Dunno why everyone is so harsh on a book series basically encouraging women to have more sex....

Because it's rubbish.

There isn't any sort of benefit that can make me get past it being garbage. It's something that should never have been published, because there shouldn't be anyone willing to read it.

I even consider it a turn off if a girl is reading that kind of nonsense.

Wow dude.... sometimes people just want something fun to read...

I've come across enough situations like this to know that it's me that is the odd one out.

I honestly don't know what people mean when they use words like "fun". I think of a lot of things as "fun", but after countless discussions with people I've realized that I'm not talking about the same thing they are. To me "fun" means improving, productive, or challenging. Any other concept of what it could mean I just can't make sense of in my head. So like, working out, reading things that are well written or that have challenging ideas, practicing an instrument, playing a game that is difficult and requires problem solving or intense concentration or planning. All those things I count as "fun". I can't conceive of "fun" in any other terms.

Now, if I met an attractive girl - assuming I was magically single again lol - and she was reading something like Genius: The Life and Science of Richard Feynman, or Riddle-Master (Patricia McKillip) - which I think is just beautifully written - that, is when sex happens, lol. There's nothing sexier than a girl with a sharp mind, a toned body, and good tastes.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:26 pm

depends where you're at. i've had phases where i just wanted to hang out with cute, malleable dumb grrLs. and them being vapid enough to want my BEHN FLAVORED POPSICLE (so awful) in her mouf, and think it's the depths of depravity to get tied up and smacked on the ass.... innocence, ruining, all that.

but yeah. i'd rather hang out long term with somebody with some depth and brain skeelz.

re: fun stupid stuff. i dunno meng. i like dumb movies sometimes. Crank is one of my favorite Turn Your Brain Off And Veg movies.... it's such an overabundance of action cliches that it's almost an intelligent deconstruction of the action movie. brilliant in it's stupidity.

urm..... i don't have enough attention span to finish anything as weighty as a novel. we could do a collaboration where people right chapters and i can go through and change bits to reflect what i'd rather see happening?

as long as there's a Sousie character getting fisted by a Deltz while casually drinking a peanut butter and chocolate milkshake. but both their peen's have to be written smaller than mine.

PB&C MILKSHAKES MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER. EVEN FISTING.

madmax1012 · Post by **madmax1012** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:29 pm

behndy wrote:
as long as there's a Sousie character getting fisted by a Deltz while casually drinking a peanut butter and chocolate milkshake. but both their peen's have to be written smaller than mine.

PB&C MILKSHAKES MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER. EVEN FISTING.

jfrey · Post by **jfrey** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:30 pm

I,Galactus wrote:
jfrey wrote:I've come across enough situations like this to know that it's me that is the odd one out.

I'm with you on not rewarding people for worsening human existence.

futuresailors · Post by **futuresailors** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:37 pm

Aaaannndd yep.
http://now.msn.com/now/0710-steak-sauce-assault

jfrey · Post by **jfrey** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:04 pm

futuresailors wrote:Aaaannndd yep.
http://now.msn.com/now/0710-steak-sauce-assault

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:32 pm

jfrey wrote:
futuresailors wrote:Aaaannndd yep.
http://now.msn.com/now/0710-steak-sauce-assault

Y'know you don't even need sauce on a good girlfriend...

"Fun" has some implication of mindless self-indulgence. Interesting and worthwhile are the words I might use for what jfrey is describing, but for me its far more about mental stimulation than self-improvement. IMO, working out is just as idiotic and self-serving as porn; One of them is just more "fun". I too get annoyed when someone describes something as "Fun" and just leaves it at that, especially music. I mean, I can see a time and place for fun, but I'm also smart enough to come up with more adjectives to describe something I enjoy.

jfrey · Post by **jfrey** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:34 pm

snipelfritz wrote:working out is just as idiotic and self-serving as porn

What about that whole like... health... thing?

Pollinator95 · Post by **Pollinator95** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:50 pm

jfrey wrote:
snipelfritz wrote:working out is just as idiotic and self-serving as porn

What about that whole like... health... thing?

Are you defending porn or working out?

jfrey · Post by **jfrey** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:54 pm

Pollinator95 wrote:
jfrey wrote:
snipelfritz wrote:working out is just as idiotic and self-serving as porn

What about that whole like... health... thing?

Are you defending porn or working out?

Well I suppose both since getting off has been shown to have a lot of health benefits, but I meant working out. Lol.

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