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Re: Kate Upton has hypnoticized me

Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 7:57 pm
by MEC
wsas3 wrote:....really stiff and awkward.

Re: Kate Upton has hypnoticized me

Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 8:15 pm
by theavondon
monkeydancer wrote:
theavondon wrote:She's 19, and will be 20 in June. Just weird. Like, thinking about the shit I'm doing in my life right now in comparison to what she's doing...well now that I think about it, it's not much different.

Pics or gtfo. :thumb:



Oh, I'm not thaaaaaaaaaaat easy.

wsas3 wrote:No, you're definitely right. It's a models job to look sexy as fuck and seem comfortable and happy doing it, and she just seems really stiff and awkward.


Yeah, but it seems like most of the videos that guy shoots kinda seem a little...I dunno, weird.

Re: Kate Upton has hypnoticized me

Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 9:15 pm
by SPACERITUAL
theavondon wrote:
wsas3 wrote:No, you're definitely right. It's a models job to look sexy as fuck and seem comfortable and happy doing it, and she just seems really stiff and awkward.


Yeah, but it seems like most of the videos that guy shoots kinda seem a little...I dunno, weird.



Dude terry richardson is the biggest fucking creep IRL. My unc and brother both know him and any time ive ever been around the guy im just wierded out. I mean i hate old stale ass mothball smelling people anyway but terry richardson manages to mesh all this with ridiculous hipster slease and the personality of someone you would think would hang around the pool all day in a thong all greased up. I really cant explain just how lame that guy is in real life but believe me its him. Also im pretty sure he cons models into ending up chinese finger traps for him and his friends at photo shoots. I know hes been accused of....well not rape but definately abusing the trust of the people hes hired to shoot.

Re: Kate Upton has hypnoticized me

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 12:42 am
by snipelfritz
SPACERITUAL wrote:
theavondon wrote:
wsas3 wrote:No, you're definitely right. It's a models job to look sexy as fuck and seem comfortable and happy doing it, and she just seems really stiff and awkward.


Yeah, but it seems like most of the videos that guy shoots kinda seem a little...I dunno, weird.



Dude terry richardson is the biggest fucking creep IRL. My unc and brother both know him and any time ive ever been around the guy im just wierded out. I mean i hate old stale ass mothball smelling people anyway but terry richardson manages to mesh all this with ridiculous hipster slease and the personality of someone you would think would hang around the pool all day in a thong all greased up. I really cant explain just how lame that guy is in real life but believe me its him. Also im pretty sure he cons models into ending up chinese finger traps for him and his friends at photo shoots. I know hes been accused of....well not rape but definately abusing the trust of the people hes hired to shoot.

WELL WAY TO RUIN THAT VIDEO FOR ME, DEBBIE DOWNER. NOW WHAT WILL I TOUCH MYSELF TO?






...that wasn't a rhetorical question...

Re: Kate Upton has hypnoticized me

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 12:52 am
by dubkitty
just imagine that you're the creepy guy. problem solved!

Re: Kate Upton has hypnoticized me

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 8:39 pm
by ifeellikeatourist
Not sure if this can be embedded, but when Kate did esquire a few month ago, there was a qr code on the cover that led me here: http://nv.nmi.cc/nellyvod/pages/esq?compExtId=BestEsquireEsquire1328642974838&campAlias=esquiremar0212

Re: Kate Upton has hypnoticized me

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 8:54 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
yeah, you guys are probably right. wouldn't wanna bang her

Re: Kate Upton has hypnoticized me

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 9:55 pm
by SPACERITUAL
snipelfritz wrote:NOW WHAT WILL I TOUCH MYSELF TO?






...that wasn't a rhetorical question...



http://motherless.com/2B9D863

Re: Kate Upton has hypnoticized me

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 7:15 am
by coldbrightsunlight
Fuzzy Fred wrote:yeah, you guys are probably right. wouldn't wanna bang her

:lol:



Tempted, but I probably shouldn't follow that link in a uni computer cluster right?

Re: Kate Upton has hypnoticized me

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:18 am
by theavondon
monkeydancer wrote:
Fuzzy Fred wrote:yeah, you guys are probably right. wouldn't wanna bang her

:lol:



Tempted, but I probably shouldn't follow that link in a uni computer cluster right?

Nah, do it.

Re: Kate Upton has hypnoticized me

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:22 am
by snipelfritz
ifeellikeatourist wrote:Not sure if this can be embedded, but when Kate did esquire a few month ago, there was a qr code on the cover that led me here: http://nv.nmi.cc/nellyvod/pages/esq?compExtId=BestEsquireEsquire1328642974838&campAlias=esquiremar0212

Bait and switch. It gives me the vid, the Kate Upton cover, then BAM Jon Hamm!

Still not bad though. He's a hunk and a half! :drool: I think, I'm not good with these things. Somebody help me out.

Re: Kate Upton has hypnoticized me

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:28 am
by SPACERITUAL
monkeydancer wrote:


Tempted, but I probably shouldn't follow that link in a uni computer cluster right?




Sometimes you just have to be a man.

Re: Kate Upton has hypnoticized me

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:33 am
by devnulljp
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Re: Kate Upton has hypnoticized me

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 12:16 pm
by theavondon
devnulljp wrote:Image


Was about to post that.

So, this:

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Re: Kate Upton has hypnoticized me

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 12:26 pm
by behndy
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