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But really how do are Larry Bird and Mitch Hedberg have any similarities that could make them both look like the same person?

Had a black chick tell me I look like Jon Heder.
Another one two days later told me I look like Jeff the chicken chef from the Domino's commercial. (See below)

and years ago I got Nicolas Cage.

Basically I guess I'm ugly.

dubkitty wrote:But really how do are Larry Bird and Mitch Hedberg have any similarities that could make them both look like the same person?

Haha that's a good question. When my hair is super short and since I have blonde hair and am ugly as sin, I do resemble him. Probably my brutal nose doesn't help. .
But with my hair long, it grows out and looks like Mitch Hedbergs' hair when it was long if I comb it. And I always wear sunglasses, so I actually do look like him. Strangers quite often stop me and say I look like Mitch.
I know, it's weird but true!

Shaven:(face that is )


Not Shaven:

People tell me I look like the following:

Frank Zappa
Tony Iomi
Ronny James Dio
Mario
Luigi
One of the three musketeers
Enigo Montoya
Jesus/Moses

Almost everyone I meet tells me I have a likeness to of them, hopefully it'll be the other way around.

Iommi and Dio...you should go for the handlebar moustache and see if you could get Geezer as well!

Apparently its:

um...no?

Officer Bukowski wrote:

Fuzzy Fred wrote:

IEatCats wrote:

schrodingersgoldfish wrote:a 16 year old

I get that when I shave clean. Except, I have feminine lips and a womanly jawline. So I end up looking like a 16 year old butch lesbian.

OMG ARE YOU LIKE THE SKINNIER/COOLER VERSION OF ME?

Last year, I shaved completely, so I'm 19 at this point, and I got carded to see a PG-13 movie. I was with this chick, and I thought he was just trying to be a cock block or whatever, but he was serious. And so was his manager. I have pretty feminine lips too, so I just look like a really ugly girl, decent looking girly guy

Yeah I have the same problem. I can't grow too much facial hair in the first place, but what I can grow at least makes me look my age. When I shave I look like I'm not even a senior in high school really

Back when I had long hair, people used to tell my parents that they had a beautiful daughter.

It's so bad that last time I shaved, Kate wouldn't kiss me because she felt too much like a lesbian for her comfort level.

IEatCats wrote:It's so bad that last time I shaved, Kate wouldn't kiss me because she felt too much like a lesbian for her comfort level.

I'm not sure you know what 'bad' means. That's amazing. Well, funny for me anyway.

Seriously though? That's kinda weird of her, and we're obviously gonna need pics.

I have a few friends who say Ezra Koenig, but i don't think it's that striking


we both have kinda prominent noses i guess but that's all i can see

I've gotten Diego from Dora the Explora.

at parties meeting people for the first time I get a whole lot of "you look like my friend X" dave, ian, jon, phil, mat, jude, ryan, mitch, mel.... it's the worst conversation starter imho.

i also get a whole lot of

and

as "the kid from the 6th sense"

IEatCats wrote:Back when I had long hair, people used to tell my parents that they had a beautiful daughter.

It's so bad that last time I shaved, Kate wouldn't kiss me because she felt too much like a lesbian for her comfort level.

One time my friend and I were parking in her garage and some douchey guy walked up and said "excuse me, ladies.." then continued to ask some stupid question. The way he said excuse me ladies was really funny, cause I'm pretty sure he was down to fuck either of us. In retrospect, I should have just said nothing and pulled out my cock.

If that happens again someone's getting some surprise cock.