Re: Give my bandmate a good welcome!
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 11:26 am
we should go there after crimmas break!
smile_man wrote:fun fact: fuzzy pickles and i found each other on craigslist a week or so ago.
Craigslist Missed Connections wrote:M4M-Looking for that fine piece of ass I saw at the supermarket the other day. I didn't see your face because you were bent over picking up two pennies, but the hairs that were straying from your exposed crack flowing in the wind were enough to set my heart pounding and my pounder* on "pound." Like I said, I couldn't see your face, but I was impressed by your greasy black rat-tail. I looked into your basket and saw you were purchasing hand lotion, mustard, turkey gravy and Craisins.
I was wearing a pair of bright orange hunter's cover-alls along with an actual vintage Mr. Potato Head T-Shirt from the 60's. If that's not enough to whittle me down in a crowd, I wear a pair of pince-nez glasses along with a blue and white zebra striped mouth-guard at all times. Maybe we can get together for a spooge-swap followed by cuddles and trail-mix(I'll bring the granola!). Looking forward to seeing more of your upward-poised anal canal!
*Note: I call it my "pounder" because it both pounds asses, but also because it weighs exactly one pound.
behndy wrote:i'm listening.
........ and then?
*bedroom eyes*