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Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:24 pm
by SPACERITUAL
wsas3 wrote:Thankfully she didn't see that response
SHOW IT TO HER. NOW. DONT PUSSY OUT. ALSO, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:59 pm
by psilly
Does it have to be so loud????
Well...yes it does!
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:04 am
by Fuzzy Fred
theavondon wrote:"Your band physically hurts me, why do you have to be so loud?" (actually, that was also one of the awesomer things I've ever been told by a girl)
"I really like Bright Eyes. My favorite album is I'm Wide Awake it's Morning" (YOU KNOW, HE HAS OTHER ALBUMS. ALSO, OTHER BANDS EXIST, GIRLS)
"I love reading! I really like Harry Potter."
"I don't really like bands that scream." (though, this was said by a girl who is obsessed with Boris, so, give and take, y'know)
Hey, I really like Bright Eyes...
and I'm Wide Awake its Morning is a good album.
Fight me
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:14 am
by D.o.S.
I'm pretty sure if he fought you you'd just cry into your combination scarf-and-turtleneck and write mopey songs about the Midwest.
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:17 am
by SPACERITUAL
D.o.S. wrote:I'm pretty sure if he fought you you'd just cry into your combination scarf-and-turtleneck and write mopey songs about the Midwest.
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:36 am
by wsas3
SPACERITUAL wrote:wsas3 wrote:Thankfully she didn't see that response
SHOW IT TO HER. NOW. DONT PUSSY OUT. ALSO, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
She already passed out, I'll show her tomorrow
AND I'm JUST SOME DEWD M'KAY?
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:44 am
by Grrface
wsas3 wrote:SPACERITUAL wrote:wsas3 wrote:Thankfully she didn't see that response
SHOW IT TO HER. NOW. DONT PUSSY OUT. ALSO, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
She already passed out, I'll show her tomorrow
AND I'm JUST SOME DEWD M'KAY?
His brain-care specialist has been quoted as saying: "Vell, wsas3's just zis guy, you know?"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox#Achievements
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 1:44 am
by Fuzzy Fred
D.o.S. wrote:I'm pretty sure if he fought you you'd just cry into your combination scarf-and-turtleneck and write mopey songs about the Midwest.
i don't own a turtleneck but other than that, your story is pretty accurate
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 1:31 pm
by MaxMaps
"can we listen to this song while we fuck?"
"fuck max its in my eye"
"you asshole"
"max your going to turn into a diabetic with the amount of sugar you eat"
"you fucked a retard?"
"I wanted to fuck you the last 3 nights but you would rather sit on the couch instead"
"you don't love me"
"my friends don't like you because you stare their tits"
"so your a cock on the left type of guy huh?"
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 1:38 pm
by MEC
MaxMaps wrote:"my friends don't like you because you stare their tits"
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 1:45 pm
by dubkitty
"i want you to watch 'Brokeback Mountain' with me...it's really romantic."
"if you ever get religion--like, start going to church or anything--we're through."
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:07 pm
by Chumley
"I honestly prefer Leftover Crack to Big Black."
this is a relationship with an expiration date.
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:10 pm
by devnulljp
theavondon wrote:"I love reading! I really like Harry Potter."
You need to stop picking up girls in the school playground ...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9S5-EB8dR8[/youtube]
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:36 pm
by Gearmond
one person:
basically every other sentence was sheer dumb. the other half was good.
ultimately not worth it so i tried to stop liking her :U
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:41 pm
by MaxMaps
MEC wrote:MaxMaps wrote:"my friends don't like you because you stare their tits"
What can I say ? I love boobs.