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Re: this jank will blow your dick straight off. straight. of
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 3:06 pm
by theavondon
Fuzzy Picklez wrote:McSpunckle wrote:The4455 wrote:I put half a cup of cream i my coffe and six packets of sugar, is that too much?
That depends. Which shoulder do you carry your purse on?
Re: this jank will blow your dick straight off. straight. of
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 3:06 pm
by Chumley
Daria dude, you can't post anymore. You're at the right number of posts. Now no more.
>.>
I'll drink a latte if I can't get a good cup of black. Gotta get caffeine from somewhere and energy drinks are orders of magnitude worse than even the girliest of "coffee"s.
Also, coffee+vodka is acceptable. Possibly even with bailey's, which is the one time it's (dubiously) acceptable for someone with a penis to enjoy bailey's.
Re: this jank will blow your dick straight off. straight. of
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 3:09 pm
by Schlatte
If there was something other than coffee, and I mean PURE coffee in my mug- I'd probably not survive the day. Pure coffee is the good shit of life!
Re: this jank will blow your dick straight off. straight. of
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:07 pm
by sevenSHARPnine
I lol'd so hard while I was reading that. Also, I fucking love coffee. No cream or sugar, you weenie.
Re: this jank will blow your dick straight off. straight. of
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 5:29 pm
by snipelfritz
Black coffee made with freshly ground beans in a French press.
Today I dipped my bacon in my coffee. My family was appalled. I was all, "Wha?"
Re: this jank will blow your dick straight off. straight. of
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 6:45 pm
by behndy
blegh. black coffee tastes like dick that has a near terminal sunburn on it.
cream delicious. sugar makes my drawahs wet.
Re: this jank will blow your dick straight off. straight. of
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:25 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
behndy wrote:blegh. black coffee tastes like dick that has a near terminal sunburn on it.
cream delicious. sugar makes my drawahs wet.
if dick tastes like coffee, why the fuck am i straight?
Re: this jank will blow your dick straight off. straight. of
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:35 pm
by behndy
'cause you're afraid of the cream.
EMBRACE THE CREAM.
just get your newfound Cafe Spigot to cut processed sugars and asparagus out of his diet.
Re: this jank will blow your dick straight off. straight. of
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:56 pm
by wsas3
I like just a touch of milk to cut the acidity.
Ilikewater wrote:I pour instant coffee into my black coffee. It is wonderful. Gas station coffee is some of the best black I've tasted. Hipster coffee shops usually fuck it up.
Dude, gas station coffee is terrible...... are you okay?
Re: this jank will blow your dick straight off. straight. of
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 8:04 pm
by Ilikewater
you can take the edge of with a pinch of salt, that will help the coffee too. brings out more of the earthy flavors.
Re: this jank will blow your dick straight off. straight. of
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 8:07 pm
by smile_man
Ilikewater wrote:you can take the edge of with a pinch of salt, that will help the coffee too. brings out more of the earthy flavors.
try butter.
its not that bad.
Re: this jank will blow your dick straight off. straight. of
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 1:33 am
by Ilikewater
salted or unsalted?
Re: this jank will blow your dick straight off. straight. of
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 1:39 am
by snipelfritz
Re: this jank will blow your dick straight off. straight. of
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 2:05 am
by Jenesis
Milk and sugar.
Re: this jank will blow your dick straight off. straight. of
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 3:47 am
by Andrew
I just like my espresso straight, no sugar or milk thanks. I don't like things that don't taste the way that they're supposed to.