The F#$& im not creative so help me with costume ideas

[Mudfuzz]

If you go as a lumberjack and don't wear hot pants and an epic combover, you can go fuck yourself. (because that shit would get you laid, thus, if you don't you'll have to fuck yourself.)

I will see where my inspiration leads me I would need to go get a pair of hot pants/thrift store jeans to cutoff... and i'm not hairy /muscular enough to go as a bear perhaps a cub lumberjack. Also if it's cold hot pants dont seem appealing.

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[MEC]

"Sponge Bob No Pants".
Spongy top and fleshy bottom.

[Blackened Soul]

If you go as a lumberjack and don't wear hot pants and an epic combover, you can go fuck yourself. (because that shit would get you laid, thus, if you don't you'll have to fuck yourself.)

I will see where my inspiration leads me I would need to go get a pair of hot pants/thrift store jeans to cutoff... and i'm not hairy /muscular enough to go as a bear perhaps a cub lumberjack. Also if it's cold hot pants dont seem appealing.

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Those only work on girls, otherwise it isn't silly enough.

[devnulljp]

[snipelfritz]

Go with that, but don't worry about the hideous slut mask...oh, that's not...ugh.

[theavondon]

Banana suit+Anarchy symbol spraypainted on it+Leather Jacket=BANANARCHY

[Doodahman1969]

Dress as ZZ Top beard have friends go as barbasol and razor have them jump u

[metalmariachi]

http://www.progressive.com/dresslikeflo.aspx
MM

[behndy]

Flo and that Erin E-surance grrL have so much Rule34 dominatrix angry penetration slash fic/art out there. and it is GLORIOUS.

word on the street is that's why they retired the animated grrL for Esurance. yay internet proclivities!

[snipelfritz]

Flo and that Erin E-surance grrL have so much Rule34 dominatrix angry penetration slash fic/art out there. and it is GLORIOUS.

word on the street is that's why they retired the animated grrL for Esurance. yay internet proclivities!

Or because she really didn't have anything to do with insurance.

But I'm not surprised to hear about that rule 34ness, not at all. Some brief research has uncovered that she is in fact naturally pink-haired because the carpet does, in fact, match the drapes.

[D-Rainger]

If you got a soft case for your guitar, zip up only the bottom of it and place it over your head, so it rests (upside down) down your back. Adapt it with 'seaweed' (black jack leads?) and you're the monster from the lagoon!!! Especially with flippers.
I wear this quite often all year round.

I don't understand any of this 'insurance girl' stuff.

[snipelfritz]

American commercials use sultry animated females to sell home and automobile insurance which quickly turns into this:

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[behndy]

AND IT IS GLORIOUS.

take it Flo. take it all.

[tuffteef]

you remind me of a fin

and your cat would look adorable in a a jake outfit