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Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 7:05 pm
by theavondon
Achtane wrote:theavondon wrote:SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
I BELIEVE THE SIGNS OF THE REPTILE MASTER
RIDE THE DRAGON TOWARDS THE CRIMSON EYE
Really, though. Near immediate sleep. Then periodic waking up, and round-foolery. Then more sleep.
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:49 pm
by skip
PEDALS OVER PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:50 pm
by snipelfritz
Astricii wrote:Fuzzy Fred wrote:well i didn't necessarily mean your post, but i thought someone was gonna be like "well, if you wanna have an orgasm without ejaculating, this is what you do..."
Cock ring...?
I've always been afraid my dick might explode or fly off or something, and splooge will be spraying everywhere like a spigot that got lopped off somehow.
And that really only delays orgasm/ejac.
+1 for smoking a cig and +1 for 10 minutes recoop and cuddle(yeah, I said it) time.
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:55 pm
by theactionindex
LESS SLEEP.
MOAR FUCKING.
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 11:31 pm
by D.o.S.
Wake up and get all wizard of oz:
"Oh, but it wasn't a dream! And you - and you - and you - and you were there. But you couldn't have been, could you?"
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:21 am
by McSpunckle
Fuzzy Fred wrote: "well, if you wanna have an orgasm without ejaculating, this is what you do..."
http://www.shedoesthecity.com/how_to_or ... jaculating
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:10 am
by alexa.
^I love you.
hmm, I know about the PC, but it just made the orgasms a hell of a lot more intense.
will have to read and try ^^
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:26 am
by Fuzz_Pi
Sadly, I'm not gonna lie
I go on ilf.
In all seriousness, I wait for my girlfriend to fall asleep, grab her laptop and look at pedals
There's something that feels really creepy about looking at gear naked
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:31 am
by Caesar
Try to start breathing again
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:38 am
by fiddelerselbow
Doing it again. Or falling asleep if I'm drunk, which I usually am.
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:54 am
by snipelfritz
"3. Lift weights with your penis by giving yourself an erection, hanging a towel or wet washcloth over the end, and trying to lift."
lulz. Or dick push-ups.
"2. The woman can take the palm of her hand and press down on the tip of his penis;"
So...you just cover the hole. Why didn't I think of that
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:00 am
by Fuzzy Fred
skip wrote:PEDALS OVER PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
qft
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:46 am
by Schlatte
maz91379 wrote:For real though like i understand how people hoard stuff sometimes but if my significant other ever asked me to sell an instrument or told me i could only keep one for space reasons or just because / it wasn't because of tough times. I'd throw a fit tell her to go fuck herself. Like i keep seeing the " i had two guitars but my wife only let me keep one" type of thing. Like again i understand if bills need to be payed but even then it's your decision and person should approach it as such and not as some sort of opposite genital dictator.
Just saying too many relationships have someone in charge or acting like a parent. I want an equal partnership where both sides respect each other god damn it.
hmmmm... wrong thread much?
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:49 am
by behndy
i sit down and have a serious yet beautifully introspective discussion with her over personal property and the pitfalls couples fall into when they ignore the other's boundaries, material or not. our trust in each other, rejuvinated and made stronger by post-coital sharing, makes us both so happy that we have a healthy relationship.
then i untie her, remove her ball gag and get her some salve for the burns.
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:50 am
by dubkitty
it's the Underpants Gnome theory of musician marriage:
1. have sex.
2. wife says "sell your guitar"
3. profit!