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Re: Strip Club?

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 5:58 pm
by Caesar
dubkitty wrote:waiting for money to feed their jones, sad and alone. many of them people from the former Dutch colonies, thousands of miles from home. all with the thousand-yard stare.

i'm not opposed to legal prostitution. but walk through that neighborhood sometime and the human cost is painfully apparent.


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Re: Strip Club?

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:01 pm
by dubkitty
i'm sorry. it's what i saw.

Re: Strip Club?

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:03 pm
by Caesar
dubkitty wrote:i'm sorry. it's what i saw.


True, but we all know there's no Santa, and we still like to get stuff on Christmas.

Re: Strip Club?

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:10 pm
by plhogan
And dicks

Re: Strip Club?

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:32 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
I'm still confused guys... should I rape her or not?

Re: Strip Club?

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:35 pm
by Holy Schnikes
Probably, but maybe not.

Re: Strip Club?

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:49 pm
by snipelfritz
Fuzzy Fred wrote:I'm still confused guys... should I rape her or not?

I don't think that's possible. She practically said, "I wanna getchu hard."

I feel like if I ever ended up at a strip club I would go crazy on the buffet(there had better be one) and just have friendly conversation with the strippers.

Re: Strip Club?

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:55 pm
by Sonic Viking
grindonomicon wrote:I'm a moderate. I say go with her, and if it makes you feel uncomfortable, forever remark on how your friend comes up short to any-all strippers in even completely imagined ways.

Re: Strip Club?

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:56 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
Sonic Viking wrote:
grindonomicon wrote:I'm a moderate. I say go with her, and if it makes you feel uncomfortable, forever remark on how your friend comes up short to any-all strippers in even completely imagined ways.


quotard :poke:

Re: Strip Club?

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 9:00 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
snipelfritz wrote:
Fuzzy Fred wrote:I'm still confused guys... should I rape her or not?

I don't think that's possible. She practically said, "I wanna getchu hard."

I feel like if I ever ended up at a strip club I would go crazy on the buffet(there had better be one) and just have friendly conversation with the strippers.


LOL probably true.

However, I don't think my conversation would go well

"So what is the weirdest thing you put in your snatch for money?"

Re: Strip Club?

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:11 pm
by snipelfritz
Oh, I bet they have some damn interesting stories, and it's not the snatch you should ask about :eek:

Jero wrote:The beauty of strip clubs, pay the door fee, and don't pay any specific girl. Just look at all of them while other dudes keep paying them to dance.
Sadworld

Not to be mean or anything, but this has got to be the lowest, sleaziest thing I've ever heard.

Re: Strip Club?

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:15 pm
by Caesar
When I was in college, I had a friend who was a stripper. She had a stripper stage name, but she had her real name tattooed on her ankle. She was pretty, but she had the herp.

Re: Strip Club?

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:15 pm
by Jero
Fuzzy Fred wrote:"So what is the weirdest thing you put in your snatch for money?"

Perhaps a malekko omnicron?

Re: Strip Club?

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:17 pm
by Sonic Viking
Fuzzy Fred wrote:
Sonic Viking wrote:
grindonomicon wrote:I'm a moderate. I say go with her, and if it makes you feel uncomfortable, forever remark on how your friend comes up short to any-all strippers in even completely imagined ways.


quotard :poke:



I just quoted him because that's what I would do ahahah :!!!:

Re: Strip Club?

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:32 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
I don't believe that for a second lol

And I was thinking more along the lines of a short scale bass, not malekko...