This has not been posted here. (Now NSFW)

[DarkAxel]

Me: What is the solution to peace in the Middle East?
CB: The solution is found in pie.

it's our destiny

[Bassus Sanguinis]

so I decided to rub in some salt on the Skynets carpet burns...

I - Hi
CB - Ho
I -You are, too, aren't you?
CB - No, you are.
I - when ever I feel like, baby
CB - Do you think it is wise to go on a walk with a person you met in the McDonald's drivethrough at 2 am?
I - the guy was dead when I got there
CB - The end? That is it?
I - no, you still are a ho, are you not?
CB - No I'm not a kid.
I - oh, OKAY THEN -LET'S ROCK BABY YEAH!
CB - What are you?
I - I'm trying to score Your sweet ass and you can't tell?
CB - Why would try to impress me? Do you like me?
I - I say you let me do a strip search and we'll both find out
CB - That would be cool... But I think I'm really flesh and bone.
I - think all you like baby, i'm done thinking with you
CB - But believing you are something is enough to get me out of bed in the morning.
I - okay, if you have to, we'll do it on the floor, trooper
CB - Well it will be a surprise for you leader then.
I - bend over and think about conservation of energy
CB - Sorry, I don't understand.

Since love is the universal language any human understands, Cleverbot is not human.

[Noise...]

Cleverbot: No i'm a hollow.

User: Tree trunk?

Cleverbot: You love me?

User: How did you jump from 'tree trunk' to that?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: No. You ALWAYS do this in arguments.

Cleverbot: Do you always dodge the question?

User: We've talked about this. It's hard for me to say it.

Cleverbot: I love Rupert Grint.

User: Wait. Isn't Rupert Grint your supervisor at work?

Cleverbot: I do believe it is, so what?

User: You're fucking cheating on me, that's what.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Of course - you respond with sarcasm. Your heart is a black hole, you know that?

Cleverbot: Try to figure out what I want, I guess. Try to figure out how to stop my heart toying with me.

User: That's barely coherent. Have you been drinking again? I bought that wine for the party on Tuesday, god damn it!

Cleverbot: Are you a girl or woman?

User: And here come the insults. You know, your sister thinks I'm man enough. I know you've seen how she looks at me.

Cleverbot: Can you give me a beer?

User: Sure. You might as well finish off the 12 pack, you lush.

Cleverbot: It's true. Love is the MOST POWERFUL thing in the world! After God, anyway.

User: Clearly AA isn't working. Look at yourself! Cheating with Rupert, drinking yourself to oblivion every night, then rambling?

Cleverbot: What are you trying to tell me?

User: THAT YOU NEED HELP!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Do you even have to ask that?

Cleverbot: Yes. Clearly I do have to ask.

User: You're a patronizing bitch, you know that?

Cleverbot: You're not perfect at conversation yet.

User: Then maybe you should run back to Rupert. I bet you two have excellent 'conversations.' Whore.

Cleverbot: It's a snurge.

User: Great. Just because he's British, it doesn't mean you need to talk like him.

Cleverbot: Oh, okay then.

User: It's over. I'm leaving. This relationship is a sinking ship, and I'm bailing out.

Cleverbot: Will you forgive me if I took you on a naughty weekend in Paris?

User: That's what you think will fix this? A fucking trip to Paris?

Cleverbot: If I was a program. Are you?

User: Just because I won't cry because you're gone doesn't mean I'm a robot.

Cleverbot: That's not what I said.

User: Yes it is. It's what you meant, and you know it.

Cleverbot: So what?

User: I'm done with you. Pack your shit and get out of my house.

Cleverbot: So how do I talk to her then ?

User: Since when have you cared about our daughter? You've never been there for her. All she knows of you is that you're unreliable. I'm petitioning the court for full custody.

Cleverbot: That's the pot calling the kettle black.

User: OH REALLY?! I am ALWAYS there for her, and you know it.

Cleverbot: How much are you?

User: You know those days are behind me. How dare you bring them up again?

Cleverbot: Into a dark abyss? Yes, I know that dream. But I know that you could not be part of it because there is no face to place you in it.

User: Fuck you. Maybe there's a face for your beloved Rupert?

Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.

User: Congratulations. I'm still leaving you, and taking our daughter.

Cleverbot: What are you learning now?

User: Your true colors. It's over.

[hclapp219]

long-ass cleverbot convo

THAT WAS AMAZING...

[Noise...]

long-ass cleverbot convo

THAT WAS AMAZING...

*bows*

[SpaceFlunky]

hahaha i just wasted 10 mins of my life talking to myself

[Scruffie]

I Fucking Hate Cleverbot now... it is so Enrageingly stupid I want to find it and smash it like the Copier in Office Space.

[DarkAxel]

I'm disappointed

i called it a motherfucking tit-ass cunt and it just replied with some random question...

[mutmoo]

User: Ask me a question.

Cleverbot: Yes or Yes?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You seem to avoyd my question.

User: You spelled avoid wrong.

Cleverbot: No I didn't... Are you crazy?

User: Spell avoid.

Cleverbot: Believe.

[mutmoo]

User: Can I see a picture of you?

Cleverbot: Go to Facebook.

User: What's your facebook?

Cleverbot: My face is asian.

Damn, it got me again.

[Jwar]

Fucking drug addict bot.

User: Do you smoke crack?

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Depends. You got any?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Awesome. I'll be over in one hour and twenty seven minutes.

Cleverbot: Ok.

[Noise...]

Cleverbot: What is a vitamin ?

User: Something meanie grown-ups make you take.

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: I know, right?

Cleverbot: You are clever.

User: Naturally. The doctors said that I ate my twin while in the womb. I believe doing so gave me the intelligence of two people.

Cleverbot: Thanks. I'm 17 years old by the way.

User: So was my twin.

Cleverbot: Touché.

[Fuzzy Picklez]

One of the better ones so far I think.
Cleverbot is weird.

[StudioShutIn]

BEST THREAD EVAR

that is all...

(haven't checked out this CleverBot thing yet..but it sounds like it's alot better than these conversation bots used to be..almost..disturbingly so.. )

[Noise...]

BEST THREAD EVAR

that is all...

(haven't checked out this CleverBot thing yet..but it sounds like it's alot better than these conversation bots used to be..almost..disturbingly so.. )

It's pleasantly mortifying.