TUFFTEEF TOURS AMERICA!

[Rygot]

Honestly. I fucking love toronto. Maybe because I live in Ohio...either way I loved it while I was there. Might as well check out niagara as well, and then you can just look across to new york and say you saw it.

[smallsnd/bigsnd]

Screw it. Come to Canada! It's like a mini-Australia here, already.

What he said.

Fuck America, you're just gonna get shot if you go there.

American beer is crap, and weed is essentially almost legal here. And we have French people to make fun of! So yeah, Canada rocks (except for the middle part unless you like wheat and are afraid of hills). So uh, come to Montreal and Vancouver.

well, yeah. you might get shot in americ, but hey now... we have ridiculously good beer here - just make sure it's from a microbrewery.

[tuffteef]

Screw it. Come to Canada! It's like a mini-Australia here, already.

What he said.

Fuck America, you're just gonna get shot if you go there.

American beer is crap, and weed is essentially almost legal here. And we have French people to make fun of! So yeah, Canada rocks (except for the middle part unless you like wheat and are afraid of hills). So uh, come to Montreal and Vancouver.

well, yeah. you might get shot in americ, but hey now... we have ridiculously good beer here - just make sure it's from a microbrewery.

im not sure if its a good thing that you agree that yes you might get shot like asif its to the point that everyones been shot atleast once

[unownunown]

well, yeah. you might get shot in americ, but hey now... we have ridiculously good beer here - just make sure it's from a microbrewery.

im not sure if its a good thing that you agree that yes you might get shot like asif its to the point that everyones been shot atleast once

getting shot is an american rite of passage, sort of like getting your drivers license or having a heart attack.

[magiclawnchair]

Screw it. Come to Canada! It's like a mini-Australia here, already.

What he said.

Fuck America, you're just gonna get shot if you go there.

American beer is crap, and weed is essentially almost legal here. And we have French people to make fun of! So yeah, Canada rocks (except for the middle part unless you like wheat and are afraid of hills). So uh, come to Montreal and Vancouver.

well, yeah. you might get shot in americ, but hey now... we have ridiculously good beer here - just make sure it's from a microbrewery.

im not sure if its a good thing that you agree that yes you might get shot like asif its to the point that everyones been shot atleast once

wasnt elban living in montreal falling asleep to gun shots every night so he moved to toronto?

i have lived about 30 miles outside of chicago, the third most populated city in the us, my entire life and have never been shot. however i am much faster than i look!

i go downtown all the time and take public transportation. then again i dont go screwing around where the gangs are at. if you are looking to get shot i could tell you where to go and there would be a good chance you get shot if you screw around or just happen to be in the right place for a DRIVE BY!!!...

there is a ton of shit to do in chicago, great food, museums and music. if you decide to come here i could take a day off or two and show ya around a bit.

[The4455]

um, chicago is on one of the great lakes and you will want to check that city out! [/quote]

Chicago is the best hands down, just ask Billy Corgan.
You really need to know what you want to see, Just think about what you want to do,

I'd fly into NY drive to Philly go back to Ny fly To Chicago drive up to Wisconsin to meet Ane, go nack to Chicago Fly into San Fransisco, drive up to L.A. back to San Fransisco up to Portlan meet devi, back to L.A. fly back Home

[Rygot]

NYC, hit up some beach on the east coast, Philly, you can stop in Columbus/Cleveland and say hi, go to DC if you want to see buildings where grown men act 13, Chicago, stop in texas, Vegas, just hit up everything in california, portland, seattle, back home.

during the creation of this list I remembered going to gatlinburg...thats a fun place too.

[magiclawnchair]

oh yeah. you gotta see vegas even if you dont wanna gamble. play some slots drink for free/tiips...

[colin]

Some day, I want to get an RV and spend a couple of months driving across the US. It's kind of sad that I live about ten minutes from the border, but I really haven't been to many places in the States. I've been to Seattle a ton of times and I went to LA when I was a kid, but that's about it. I am going to Vegas for a wedding this summer though, I expect to have a good time and retain very few memories of it.

[tuffteef]

there is a ton of shit to do in chicago, great food, museums and music. if you decide to come here i could take a day off or two and show ya around a bit.

that would be swell! ill have to take you up on that offer
love ilf

[Jenesis]

Texas is fun, if not totally retarded huge.

You should see the size of Western Australia then.

[Companda]

Make that Mr. Lawnchair show you all his ladies......and then you show them a good time.

[elbandito]

wasnt elban living in montreal falling asleep to gun shots every night so he moved to toronto?

i have lived about 30 miles outside of chicago, the third most populated city in the us, my entire life and have never been shot. however i am much faster than i look!

if you decide to come here i could take a day off or two and show ya around a bit.

Actually, it was in Toronto that the gunshots occurred. In Montreal, all you have to worry about is hookers and mobsters, neither of which really give a crap about you unless you give them cause to. In Toronto, everybody's got something to prove. Moving to the T-Dot was a bad decision that I'm trying to get out of.

In any case, if you do come to Canada and happen to be in either Toronto or Montreal, I'd be happy to make the same offer as LawnChair. Just let me know, homeslice!

[tuffteef]

Texas is fun, if not totally retarded huge.

You should see the size of Western Australia then.

go to western australia if you wanna play out your death like a movie and get hunted for sport by a dingo hunter

[Jenesis]

Count me in!