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MaxMaps wrote:I have jumped a fatty before.

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No regrets would serve as my motto as well as any. :thumb:

Yeah, more than once or twice. Though I'm drawn to slender figures, I've never seen a different shape of figure an issue when the air is getting steamy, if there's no other issues to be considered.
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Boned a chubb yesterday. Actually i talked to mika RIGHT before i did it. Not only did she drive 30 mins to my house to have sex with me, but she BOUGHT ME GENERAL TSOS. A PACK OF CIGS AND A NEW WARHAMMER BOOK. ALSO SHE MADE ME CUM.


ALSO ID LIKE TO TALK ABOUT WHAT BULLSHIT 69 IS. IM TIRED OF TRYING IT. IT NEVER WORKS. EITHER YOU START MAKING HER CUM AND SHE STOPS SUCKING YOUR COCK OR VICE VERSA. OR YOU BOTH LOSE INTEREST. 69 IS BULLSHIT.
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SPACERITUAL wrote:Boned a chubb yesterday. Actually i talked to mika RIGHT before i did it. Not only did she drive 30 mins to my house to have sex with me, but she BOUGHT ME GENERAL TSOS. A PACK OF CIGS AND A NEW WARHAMMER BOOK. ALSO SHE MADE ME CUM.


ALSO ID LIKE TO TALK ABOUT WHAT BULLSHIT 69 IS. IM TIRED OF TRYING IT. IT NEVER WORKS. EITHER YOU START MAKING HER CUM AND SHE STOPS SUCKING YOUR COCK OR VICE VERSA. OR YOU BOTH LOSE INTEREST. 69 IS BULLSHIT.


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Have the same experience... it's still nice from time to time though ;) for several reasons
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Astricii wrote:
MaxMaps wrote:I have jumped a fatty before.

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They will do anything. :lol: :picard: :erm: :drool:


It was a great time had by all. When I was dating online I meet this girl on the Portland Mercury singles adds. We had a date that lasted 4 hours and in hour 4 I was already balls deep in her. I never been out fucked by a woman like this, my cock was insignificant for this woman as I slammed her fat ass for what seemed like an eternity.

Maybe it was because we went out too Mexican food and I bought her a burrito.
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MaxMaps wrote:
It was a great time had by all. When I was dating online I meet this girl on the Portland Mercury singles adds. We had a date that lasted 4 hours and in hour 4 I was already balls deep in her. I never been out fucked by a woman like this, my cock was insignificant for this woman as I slammed her fat ass for what seemed like an eternity.

Maybe it was because we went out too Mexican food and I bought her a burrito.



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McSpunckle wrote:... that you'd totally date them if they lost a significant amount of weight?

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OMG I DIDN'T DO IT.
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As a dude who happens to like bigger girls, fuck you guys. Seriously. There's some reeeaaal dickheaded comments in here I'm not going to address individually. This is some repugnant shit. I am disappoint. :no:
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andtheLiquidmen wrote:As a dude who happens to like bigger girls, fuck you guys. Seriously. There's some reeeaaal dickheaded comments in here I'm not going to address individually. This is some repugnant shit. I am disappoint. :no:

Eh, I think most of it's for a laugh, but I didn't read the second and third page.

Just sayin' :idk:
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IEatCats wrote:
andtheLiquidmen wrote:As a dude who happens to like bigger girls, fuck you guys. Seriously. There's some reeeaaal dickheaded comments in here I'm not going to address individually. This is some repugnant shit. I am disappoint. :no:

Eh, I think most of it's for a laugh, but I didn't read the second and third page.

Just sayin' :idk:


Yeah, it's for laughs, but at whose expense?

I don't think many people really like being made fun of.

Some people just like to exploit others with no regard for people's feelings.
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Chankgeez wrote:
IEatCats wrote:
andtheLiquidmen wrote:As a dude who happens to like bigger girls, fuck you guys. Seriously. There's some reeeaaal dickheaded comments in here I'm not going to address individually. This is some repugnant shit. I am disappoint. :no:

Eh, I think most of it's for a laugh, but I didn't read the second and third page.

Just sayin' :idk:


Yeah, it's for laughs, but at whose expense?

I don't think many people really like being made fun of.

Some people just like to exploit others with no regard for people's feelings.



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jokes aren't funny unless someone gets offended
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Chankgeez wrote:
IEatCats wrote:
andtheLiquidmen wrote:As a dude who happens to like bigger girls, fuck you guys. Seriously. There's some reeeaaal dickheaded comments in here I'm not going to address individually. This is some repugnant shit. I am disappoint. :no:

Eh, I think most of it's for a laugh, but I didn't read the second and third page.

Just sayin' :idk:


Yeah, it's for laughs, but at whose expense?

I don't think many people really like being made fun of.

Some people just like to exploit others with no regard for people's feelings.



Hey, I'm all about acceptance and understanding (Buddhist, here). But I'm capable of separating myself and my feelings from humor and satire. I personally think that comedy is funny because it's, at it's core, things that are wrong. Things that you shouldn't say, or things that wouldn't normally happen. That's why it's funny. Taking offense to a joke is unnecessary egotism, especially in this context, which is, more or less, a group of friends making fun of each other.

The expense is more at the poster than the woman/man/whatever.

So, basically, what theavondon said, but keep the context in mind. If it was people yelling at larger women, or saying "fat people are bad people" with actual malice, then be offended. But laugh at this shit, because it's all light hearted to us, whether or not you find it mean-spirited (which it probably is, but that, again, is probably WHY it's funny in the first place.

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andtheLiquidmen wrote:As a dude who happens to like bigger girls, fuck you guys. Seriously. There's some reeeaaal dickheaded comments in here I'm not going to address individually. This is some repugnant shit. I am disappoint. :no:

:)*

like, sure it's 'just a joke,' but why is it a joke? jokes reflect real opinions, sets of behaviors, prejudices. it's not just the internet, cuz this shit happens in Real Life™ too.

saying it's just the internet is a way to avoid responsibility for saying some pretty disgusting shit.
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