The what ever thread...

[snipelfritz]

There's probably a bunch of mouse poop behind the shelf...

I've found multiple dead mice at work. meh

[WayToHip]

The kitchen was at a constant 105 Fahrenheit today. It was also the first day I was told to go outside to cool down EVERY hour instead of two hours by my sous-chef, for health reasons.
I like it when my higher-ups can't stand the heat so much they tell the peons not too.

[spacelordmother]

There's probably a bunch of mouse poop behind the shelf...

I've found multiple dead mice at work. meh

Sounds like you work in a classy place...

The kitchen was at a constant 105 Fahrenheit today. It was also the first day I was told to go outside to cool down EVERY hour instead of two hours by my sous-chef, for health reasons.
I like it when my higher-ups can't stand the heat so much they tell the peons not too.

How's the humidity in Alberta? That's great - a good sous takes care of his line! There's too many dicks in that profession...

[Achtane]

I really don't miss working in a restaurant.
Fucking AC died as soon as summer hit, every time...
It made it much harder to not get angry while I was babysitting my coworkers.

[The4455]

Word, glue traps are the only way to catch a mouse, except for that they don't die right away, they're just trapped there struggling to get away. It's sad, but whatever.

Also, every now and again I think to myself "Bleached Anus," I don't really know why or where I heard it, but whatever-now that school is out, my brain can

[dubkitty]

fuck, i could have used some of that PurpleDrankQuil™ last night. could not sleep at all.

[wsas3]

I don't follow... You're going to bleach your butthole?

[dubkitty]

it was a fashion a couple of years back among the LA-gentsia, ladies having their bunghole area bleached so they'd be all pink and stuff. because people with FAR too much time on their, erm, hands really care about that when they're going to anally violate you, apparently.

[The4455]

Thanks dubkitty, that sounds familiar, for better or worse.

Wsas3, no, I just think that phrase to myself, it's rather odd. I'd never do something like that.

[dubkitty]

sometimes phrases just line up with melodies, and then they'll NEVER GO AWAY. like right now, when my brain set "anal bleaching, anal bleaching" to the beginning of the verse of "Silver Bells." or when i noticed that you could sing the chorus of "Adeste Fideles" as "venite Tori Amos." or, most amusingly, when a friend sang "anal vice, anal vice" to the tune of the evergreen (no, i couldn't resist it) "Edelweiss," which later resulted in my having to suppress gales of inappropriate laughter when it was played as part of the intro music for my father's funeral.

[snipelfritz]

OMG was rocking out to Free Radicals by The Flaming Lips driving in my car with a cigarette when, at the part where the drums kick in, part of the cherry fell off the cig and into my right eye.

[phantasmagorovich]

sometimes phrases just line up with melodies, and then they'll NEVER GO AWAY. like right now, when my brain set "anal bleaching, anal bleaching" to the beginning of the verse of "Silver Bells." or when i noticed that you could sing the chorus of "Adeste Fideles" as "venite Tori Amos." or, most amusingly, when a friend sang "anal vice, anal vice" to the tune of the evergreen (no, i couldn't resist it) "Edelweiss," which later resulted in my having to suppress gales of inappropriate laughter when it was played as part of the intro music for my father's funeral.

Yesterday I was riding my bike to town and this fat woman in front of me just took up the whole bike lane and rode super slowly. Somehow the words "manatee woman" to the melody of American Woman by the Doors appeared in my head and did not go away since.
I also have that with Movies though. There is a german movie where a dude asks for the time and whenever I say "Wie spät ist es eigentlich?" I feel transported into that movie for a second and the Notwist start playing in my head.

[snipelfritz]

Enjoying a particularly thick smoothie, can't help but wish I had some sort of heated surface I could leave the spoon on so it doesn't have to sit in the cold smoothie and make brainfreeze come on about 10x faster.

Well I do have ONE heated surface, but I don't think my laptop would deal well with smoothie drops.

[jfrey]

Anybody know mutmoo irl? Tell him to check his PMs.

[alexa.]

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