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kbithecrowing wrote:This is cracking me up.

I'm soooo proud of myself that I could recognize Colin Greenwood even before Thom Yorke went by.

I want to see that sped up just slightly so it looks like a never-ending parade of Thom Yorke's

the_carl wrote:You know what's really hard? Finding a dress that fits well when you're a man. When you get to the bigger dress sizes, they assume you are a large woman with ample breasts, which are something I do not have. If you go to the same sizes in petites, they fit better in the chest, but assume you do not have broad shoulders or a penis, which looks rather awkward when outlined by a form-fitting dress. Also all the women in the dress section will look at you funny and the guy running the men's dressing room has to try really hard not to crack up when you keep coming back with dresses.

Fear of this sort of thing is why I've never tried crossdressing, despite really wanting to.

monkeydancer wrote:

the_carl wrote:You know what's really hard? Finding a dress that fits well when you're a man. When you get to the bigger dress sizes, they assume you are a large woman with ample breasts, which are something I do not have. If you go to the same sizes in petites, they fit better in the chest, but assume you do not have broad shoulders or a penis, which looks rather awkward when outlined by a form-fitting dress. Also all the women in the dress section will look at you funny and the guy running the men's dressing room has to try really hard not to crack up when you keep coming back with dresses.

Fear of this sort of thing is why I've never tried crossdressing, despite really wanting to.

I always feel bad for my trans friend in that regard. She's super slim, like 6'3" and hasn't grown her hair out in a very "feminine" way yet. She's kind of in between right now y,know? But her mom saw her play in semi-drag at our gig last weekend so she's making progress on the real thing that's been holding her back from being 100% open. So that's ok.

Gah, my plans are starting to fall apart, just as I thought they might. Only thing worse that could happen is if it started raining.

monkeydancer wrote:

the_carl wrote:You know what's really hard? Finding a dress that fits well when you're a man. When you get to the bigger dress sizes, they assume you are a large woman with ample breasts, which are something I do not have. If you go to the same sizes in petites, they fit better in the chest, but assume you do not have broad shoulders or a penis, which looks rather awkward when outlined by a form-fitting dress. Also all the women in the dress section will look at you funny and the guy running the men's dressing room has to try really hard not to crack up when you keep coming back with dresses.

Fear of this sort of thing is why I've never tried crossdressing, despite really wanting to.

You should go for it! I found it to be a good exercise in not giving a fuck, which is something I need to be working on. As the great Iggy Pop once said, "I'm not ashamed to dress like a woman because I don't think it's shameful to be a woman." Kinda different since I was doing it for a party type deal, but still.

The thing is, in panties, your dick kinda doesn't have anywhere to go. And girls shorts tend to be a little tooooooo short for me.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLoHzm3eJho[/youtube]

If you wanna play heavy distortion music such as Evanescence, besides changing the strings, you have to know how to mix the amp.

the_carl wrote:

monkeydancer wrote:

the_carl wrote:You know what's really hard? Finding a dress that fits well when you're a man. When you get to the bigger dress sizes, they assume you are a large woman with ample breasts, which are something I do not have. If you go to the same sizes in petites, they fit better in the chest, but assume you do not have broad shoulders or a penis, which looks rather awkward when outlined by a form-fitting dress. Also all the women in the dress section will look at you funny and the guy running the men's dressing room has to try really hard not to crack up when you keep coming back with dresses.

Fear of this sort of thing is why I've never tried crossdressing, despite really wanting to.

You should go for it! I found it to be a good exercise in not giving a fuck, which is something I need to be working on. As the great Iggy Pop once said, "I'm not ashamed to dress like a woman because I don't think it's shameful to be a woman." Kinda different since I was doing it for a party type deal, but still.

Yeah, the problem is that I DO give a fuck. Also I have big feet and if I'm gonna do it I want to do it right soooo...

TroySanders wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLoHzm3eJho[/youtube]

If you wanna play heavy distortion music such as Evanescence, besides changing the strings, you have to know how to mix the amp.

Reminds me of this:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OONnAVIQ3I[/youtube]
I remember the UG boards had a fucking field-day with this one.


New thought:
Man, last night got weeeeiiiiiirrrrrrddd. We sang a bunch of karaoke, my two good female friends (neither of which I find attractive) got plastered; the three of us and two other guys went back to my house for a bonfire. One girl and one guy ended up messing around in the grass just out of sight. So other girl starts flipping out (as she has done many times before). I had had enough of her bullshit so I just tried making conversation with my other friend there. Daddy-issues-girl decides to walk home (at least 3 miles) and even turns down a ride from the guy I was talking to (he's nice, she just didn't know him). The other two stop messing around, and the guy leaves. So me, drunk girl and the one guy are hanging out at about 4AM around a dying bonfire. I subtly "out-man" him and "convince" the other guy to leave and end up getting head from my friend (whom I don't find attractive, I was just drunk and horny) while laying on the ground. We decided to forget that ever happened.

It went from fun, to tiring, to annoying, to just plain weird. Best part is though, I'm really not all that hung over and I suppose I got a BJ even if it wasn't that great and from a girl I have no attraction to (but she's not going to get attached either).

Dude I know went mad, thought he was jesus for a while, then went on meds, worked for chiquita, now seems to be on some path of enlighment. Anyway, something he posted on fb today made me smile:

due I know wrote:"The Three Rules"of fighting always apply. Rule 1: Don't fight. Rule 2: Don't stand close to where a fight is happening. Rule 3: Run away from a fight. Peace is really simple...do nothing and become more.

He used to be a genius songwriter.

snipelfritz wrote:Reminds me of this:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OONnAVIQ3I[/youtube]
I remember the UG boards had a fucking field-day with this one.

Wow, that takes me back. Lol.

Fuck, I love Krisiun. Their latest album is just soooo good.

jfrey wrote:

snipelfritz wrote:Reminds me of this:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OONnAVIQ3I[/youtube]
I remember the UG boards had a fucking field-day with this one.

Wow, that takes me back. Lol.

Yeah, you've really dropped a lot of the baby fat.

In other news, I just cleaned the shit out of my car. And I mean "shit" figuratively. Although somebody did puke out the side window the other night.

But he, along with rain and an overdue car wash took care of that. Today was all about tackling the inside. It was a mess!

jfrey wrote:

snipelfritz wrote:Reminds me of this:

I remember the UG boards had a fucking field-day with this one.

Wow, that takes me back. Lol.

"Twenty dollars extra!!........"

excane wrote:

jfrey wrote:

snipelfritz wrote:Reminds me of this:

I remember the UG boards had a fucking field-day with this one.

Wow, that takes me back. Lol.

"Twenty dollars extra!!........"

Wouldn't installing a new bridge, etc. actually cost a considerable amount more? Especially that Floyd Rose bullshit.

Absolutely.