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Re: looking forward to when Trump releases his tax returns

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 2:12 pm
by snipelfritz
I mean, how soon after grabbing each pussy?

I guess it kind of becomes like a doorknob/safety type thing.

Re: looking forward to when Trump releases his tax returns

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 6:29 pm
by Seance
I think he is going to bestow upon himself—by executive order—a universal pardon for all past
pussy-grabbing and fraud-based offenses, and will give himself life-time immunity for all future offenses.
Nixon waited for Ford to pardon him, but Trump is going to cut out the middleman and just pardon
himself from all past and future crimes.

Second will be his executive order making it illegal to prosecute any "conflict of interest" lawsuits
so that he can negotiate "fabulous deals" for himself with himself.

Third he will try to enact "libel" laws so that any disparagement of Trump or his bucktoothed children
will lead to waterboarding of the offender and the carpet-bombing of the offender's entire family.

Re: looking forward to when Trump releases his tax returns

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 8:43 pm
by Mudfuzz
I'm making beeswax safety candles

Re: looking forward to when Trump releases his tax returns

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 9:14 pm
by Iommic Pope
Seance wrote:I think he is going to bestow upon himself—by executive order—a universal pardon for all past
pussy-grabbing and fraud-based offenses, and will give himself life-time immunity for all future offenses.
Nixon waited for Ford to pardon him, but Trump is going to cut out the middleman and just pardon
himself from all past and future crimes.

Second will be his executive order making it illegal to prosecute any "conflict of interest" lawsuits
so that he can negotiate "fabulous deals" for himself with himself.

Third he will try to enact "libel" laws so that any disparagement of Trump or his bucktoothed children
will lead to waterboarding of the offender and the carpet-bombing of the offender's entire family.
On that note, are we all ready for Trump Arms and Ballistic Engineering Inc. to be formed and nab all those contracts for the military and civil defence?

Re: looking forward to when Trump releases his tax returns

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 10:59 pm
by Faldoe
Iommic Pope wrote:
Seance wrote:I think he is going to bestow upon himself—by executive order—a universal pardon for all past
pussy-grabbing and fraud-based offenses, and will give himself life-time immunity for all future offenses.
Nixon waited for Ford to pardon him, but Trump is going to cut out the middleman and just pardon
himself from all past and future crimes.

Second will be his executive order making it illegal to prosecute any "conflict of interest" lawsuits
so that he can negotiate "fabulous deals" for himself with himself.

Third he will try to enact "libel" laws so that any disparagement of Trump or his bucktoothed children
will lead to waterboarding of the offender and the carpet-bombing of the offender's entire family.
On that note, are we all ready for Trump Arms and Ballistic Engineering Inc. to be formed and nab all those contracts for the military and civil defence?
Goddamn. That would be something. "We're gonna build these new destroyers big. I mean they're going to be YUGE. believe me."

Re: looking forward to when Trump releases his tax returns

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 11:26 pm
by Iommic Pope
Well you do have that problem with China in the South china Sea....

Re: looking forward to when Trump releases his tax returns

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 11:33 pm
by Chankgeez
Faldoe wrote:
Goddamn. That would be something. "We're gonna build these new destroyers big. I mean they're going to be YUGE. believe me."
If a destroyer is YUGE, doesn't it fail to lose the qualities of a destroyer and become like a battleship or something?
Iommic Pope wrote:Well you do have that problem with China in the South china Sea....
What's up with Duterte? What's going on with the Philippines?

Re: looking forward to when Trump releases his tax returns

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 1:58 am
by Faldoe
Chankgeez wrote:
Faldoe wrote:
Goddamn. That would be something. "We're gonna build these new destroyers big. I mean they're going to be YUGE. believe me."
If a destroyer is YUGE, doesn't it fail to lose the qualities of a destroyer and become like a battleship or something?
Iommic Pope wrote:Well you do have that problem with China in the South china Sea....
What's up with Duterte? What's going on with the Philippines?
I'm not familiar with the lingo so I didn't know there was a distinction between the two.

Re: looking forward to when Trump releases his tax returns

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 2:31 am
by D.o.S.
Yeah destroyers are "small."

Re: looking forward to when Trump releases his tax returns

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 11:08 am
by Chankgeez
D.o.S. wrote:Yeah destroyers are "small."
TWSS? :animal:

Re: looking forward to when Trump releases his tax returns

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 12:35 pm
by Seance
Iommic Pope wrote:
Seance wrote:I think he is going to bestow upon himself—by executive order—a universal pardon for all past
pussy-grabbing and fraud-based offenses, and will give himself life-time immunity for all future offenses.
Nixon waited for Ford to pardon him, but Trump is going to cut out the middleman and just pardon
himself from all past and future crimes.

Second will be his executive order making it illegal to prosecute any "conflict of interest" lawsuits
so that he can negotiate "fabulous deals" for himself with himself.

Third he will try to enact "libel" laws so that any disparagement of Trump or his bucktoothed children
will lead to waterboarding of the offender and the carpet-bombing of the offender's entire family.
On that note, are we all ready for Trump Arms and Ballistic Engineering Inc. to be formed and nab all those contracts for the military and civil defence?
I think it will be called "Trump Warfare Artillery Technologies" and will be run by Ivanka,
in whom Donald puts his "blind trust" as well as his "blind thrust".

Why do you think she was there in Trump's meeting with Japan? Trump is pulling out US troops
and Ivanka is going to sell them military weaponry and classy uniforms from the Ivanka Trump collection.

Re: looking forward to when Trump releases his tax returns

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 6:14 pm
by Iommic Pope
Seance wrote:
Iommic Pope wrote:
Seance wrote:I think he is going to bestow upon himself—by executive order—a universal pardon for all past
pussy-grabbing and fraud-based offenses, and will give himself life-time immunity for all future offenses.
Nixon waited for Ford to pardon him, but Trump is going to cut out the middleman and just pardon
himself from all past and future crimes.

Second will be his executive order making it illegal to prosecute any "conflict of interest" lawsuits
so that he can negotiate "fabulous deals" for himself with himself.

Third he will try to enact "libel" laws so that any disparagement of Trump or his bucktoothed children
will lead to waterboarding of the offender and the carpet-bombing of the offender's entire family.
On that note, are we all ready for Trump Arms and Ballistic Engineering Inc. to be formed and nab all those contracts for the military and civil defence?
I think it will be called "Trump Warfare Artillery Technologies" and will be run by Ivanka,
in whom Donald puts his "blind trust" as well as his "blind thrust".

Why do you think she was there in Trump's meeting with Japan? Trump is pulling out US troops
and Ivanka is going to sell them military weaponry and classy uniforms from the Ivanka Trump collection.
I could see Japan going for that if it weren't for the fact that they're already waging psychological warfare on their even more conservative neighbors through fashion by means of the swarms of goth Lolita teenagers roaming the streets.

Re: looking forward to when Trump releases his tax returns

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 6:37 pm
by Chankgeez
Elegant Gothic Lolita Invasion Force? :success:

Re: looking forward to when Trump releases his tax returns

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 7:40 pm
by Iommic Pope
Chankgeez wrote:Elegant Gothic Lolita Invasion Force? :success:
That could possibly be the best/worst anime ever.

Re: looking forward to when Trump releases his tax returns

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 11:48 pm
by Chankgeez
I think my work here is done. :erm:




















Also, just watched Harlan County, USA and God's Country on TV.

:oldrant: Do you think Trump has ever watched those movies?