Secret Satan 2017 (What’s in the Box?)

[damnableman]

I am really scare about the outcome this year. I feel like I either fucked up the customs slip, or I didn't package right, or it will get lost, or fuck who knows?? Why am I so nervous???

Be still, my gentle soldier.
It is in the hands of Satan now.

[Inconuucl]

I'm still waiting on everything to arrive because I don't want to send 10000 boxes. Tick Tock tick tock, the mail person favorite human until then.

[weebles]

I’m trying to decide on goodies to send along with the big stuff. Personal favorite or regional favorite is the only decision left, really.

[JonnyAngle]

I’m trying to decide on goodies to send along with the big stuff. Personal favorite or regional favorite is the only decision left, really.

Shiner bock beer

[weebles]

I was in Spain recently and met a guy who swore Shiner Bock was his favorite beer on the planet. That probably played into Brexit somehow.

[JonnyAngle]

I was in Spain recently and met a guy who swore Shiner Bock was his favorite beer on the planet. That probably played into Brexit somehow.

Its good shit but very high octane.

[baremountain]

Got muh big gift in on Friday. Damn Satan u r on yr game.

Finished up making my gift this weekend, now I've just gotta assemble the BITS.

[dminner]

Ahhhh. Someone totally over estimated my level of self control! Is it even December? I feel I at least need to refrain until I get mine shipped out.

[UglyCasanova]

Ahhhh. Someone totally over estimated my level of self control! Is it even December? I feel I at least need to refrain until I get mine shipped out.

It has begun!!

[JonnyAngle]

Ahhhh. Someone totally over estimated my level of self control! Is it even December? I feel I at least need to refrain until I get mine shipped out.

Submit it to the lab for handwriting samples

[dminner]

Ahhhh. Someone totally over estimated my level of self control! Is it even December? I feel I at least need to refrain until I get mine shipped out.

Submit it to the lab for handwriting samples

Well, there is a return address so I know the answer to that mystery

[weebles]

Ahhhh. Someone totally over estimated my level of self control! Is it even December? I feel I at least need to refrain until I get mine shipped out.

It has begun!!

This is my most-frequently-used text gif.

[drolo]

shipped

[Eivind August]

Ahhhh. Someone totally over estimated my level of self control! Is it even December? I feel I at least need to refrain until I get mine shipped out.

I heard a rumor that it's perfectly fine to open it, as everything inside is packed. I also heard that Satan doesn't give a shit if it's opened before your solstice derived holiday of choice.

[goroth]

What say ye merry folk - ship in time but without primary gear gift (which is unlikely to be delivered on time) and ship the primary thinger later or ship late but with all the gifts together?
I can has conundrum.