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Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 5:53 pm
by JonnyAngle
actualidiot wrote:I'm learning so many new words today.
drolo wrote:I'm learning so many new words today.
...and country western songs!
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 5:55 pm
by actual
only country you'll ever need
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XacvydVrhuI[/youtube]
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 6:05 pm
by Invisible Man
It won’t be. Expand your dickabulary.
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 6:07 pm
by actual
As in Ke$ha?
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 6:08 pm
by actual
man I've had some good times to Tik Tok
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 6:09 pm
by actual
pedicure on our toes, toes, trying on all our clothes clothes, boys blowing up our phones, phones.
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 6:10 pm
by actual
errbody getting crunk, crunk, guys tryna touch my junk, junk
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 6:18 pm
by Invisible Man
...yes.
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 6:42 pm
by Invisible Man
Ok real talk: I’m aggravated that my plan was I’ll-conceived or thwarted by inane bullshit. I wanted to be of use. I played by the rules. I did the work. I earned the dumbass trophies you need to win to gain access.
I even work at a shit place that supposedly helps people who were like me: come from bad families, bad cities, have no money or resources to speak of. Turns out I’m powerless to do any real shit, and this place is as evil and debased a corporation as any.
My choices are to suckle at the teat of elitism and go back to a big fancy school, or to be ground into dust at a degree mill that doesn’t even graduate its students.
Home life is amazing, it just seems dumb and strange and alienating that one has to spend every hour of daylight doing pointless tasks to keep that going.
Disappointed. Not even for me (though I’m self-interested!), but that I’m basically as well-off as anyone in history and we still haven’t figured this shit out.
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 6:47 pm
by $harkToootth
If it makes you feel any better humans spent centuries 'not figuring' out their monarchies were not gods. So we may have a little while to go in this 40 hour week work industrial paradigm.
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 7:24 pm
by Invisible Man
We’re on an exponential curve as far as development right now, $hark. The singularity is near. I just want to be ready.
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 7:26 pm
by JonnyAngle
I totally get it.
Our generation is tasked with having great ideas to change things for a better future.
...but we can’t do THAT idea because....
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 7:31 pm
by actual
People suck, anywhere, the sooner you come to terms with that and figure out how to navigate through it, the sooner you'll be happy.
Trust me, I'm in my early twenties and know about life and stuff.
Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 7:51 pm
by $harkToootth
Invisible Man wrote:We’re on an exponential curve as far as development right now, $hark. The singularity is near. I just want to be ready.
[youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OacVy8_nJi0[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OacVy8_nJi0

Re: Dad Dick 2999 here AMA
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 7:56 pm
by Chankgeez
That's no Monolith, that's jwar's boner.
