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Pedal build. That was exhausting fun! I'm super stoked with it.
Now to investigate other sends....

Guys I've had a few folks asking me what I think about gifts. I would encourage you to PLEASE post some interests in the SS want thread. This will help your SS give you the best possible gift.

Also, the information I provided you folks with is all I'm giving out. Sorry. You're going to have to be creative. This is half the fun of the Secret Satan.

PLUS! No one is going to say "shit I didn't want this", you know unless they are an asshole and thus violating rule #1.

phantasmagorovich wrote:
Es war bei ’nem Mönch in Kalkutta
Moralisch nicht alles in Butter.
Er trieb stets mit Wonne
Es mit einer Nonne,
Und nun ist sie Ehrwürd’ge Mutter.

Any chance of an English translation to this poem? My German is rusty. Meaning I only know the bad words

^^
It was with a monk in Calcutta
His dick completely in butter
He did with pleasure
Hump a nun
And now she's a venerable mum

Had to improvise with the butter.

SANTA'S LAME.

ALSO, MEOW.

it has begun...

Uhm, it says who it's for. Maybe blur the name out?

No surprise for him?

It was blurred by the time I read it.

There was a monk from Siberia
Whose morale was slightly inferior
He buttered the bun
Of a little nun
And now she's a Mother Superior


The limerick I posted was not actually written by me. It is a translation of another one that goes something like the one I wrote above.

But those are some German skills there, bro!

UglyCasanova wrote:Uhm, it says who it's for. Maybe blur the name out?

No surprise for him?

It wasn't blurred for you? Wait what? Fuck. It always was blurred for me? oh god no...

Your secret is safe with me
These image hosts sometimes take a few minutes to catch up if you just replaced the original file without the blur. I've made the same mistake before

UglyCasanova wrote:Your secret is safe with me

NSFW: show

for a price

These image hosts sometimes take a few minutes to catch up if you just replaced the original file without the blur. I've made the same mistake before

bloody hell. I sure hope he didn't see anything.

SECRETSATAN wrote:SANTA'S LAME.

ALSO, MEOW.

Dear Satan,

If you're boyfriend Saddam has any spare SCUDs lying around - maybe you've been using them as sex toys, dunno - could I has one for the black zombie jesus birthday day? Pleeze?

- Your bro in christ, meow.

Schlatte wrote:

UglyCasanova wrote:Your secret is safe with me

NSFW: show

for a price

These image hosts sometimes take a few minutes to catch up if you just replaced the original file without the blur. I've made the same mistake before

bloody hell. I sure hope he didn't see anything.

NSFW: show

name your price.

I think you're in the clear. I clicked on the thread seconds after you posted, and when I came back it was blurred

UglyCasanova wrote:

Schlatte wrote:

UglyCasanova wrote:Your secret is safe with me

NSFW: show

for a price

These image hosts sometimes take a few minutes to catch up if you just replaced the original file without the blur. I've made the same mistake before

bloody hell. I sure hope he didn't see anything.

NSFW: show

name your price.

I think you're in the clear. I clicked on the thread seconds after you posted, and when I came back it was blurred

NSFW: show

Your firstborn

phew. gotta be moar careful