ILF 2014 Secret Fucking SATAN Assignments SENT!!!!!

[UglyCasanova]

How soon is too soon when it comes to shipping it out? I was actually hoping on shipping out in two weeks, because I know I'll have a lot of other stuff to spend money on in November and December (and I suck at putting money aside).

[D.o.S.]

And now we all feel like slackers.

[phantasmagorovich]

I feel like someone would be going crazy with an awesome present sitting there tauntingly when someone has to wait for two months to open it up.

Don't be cruel, Casanova! Buy now, ship later!

[Eivind August]

[UglyCasanova]

That is not my intention. I'm just very sloppy when it comes to spreading out my money. I'd rather be sure I'll get it sent than to be like "I'm an idiot" on December 15th. Maybe I can go to the post office and pay for the shipping but just not send it before the end of November

[Disarm D'arcy]

So, Phanta, you're really sending me poop?

I would not, unless you want me to. We're all in it for consenting adults aren't we?

Your poem had me doubting. Thinking about it, I have a neighbor who would deserve a stool sample in his mailbox.

As for the booze you're really not lucky, I only drink wine. It's not alcoholism, it's patriotic. I'd love to try wine from abroad though. I honestly tend to buy French only as I have access to good stuff on the cheap in pretty much every supermarket over here. But if you want me to hook you up with a good bottle or two, that can be arranged! Opel is local to Köln though. Trade me an Insignia for a bottle of red?

[neonblack]

After seeing my victim's board, I have don't know what to get him. Looks like he has his own thing going on and I dunno what would fit. Maybe some weird dirt or reverb, since he doesn't seem to have either one.

I thought I had it all figured out, but now... I have too many ideas, actually.

[goosekevin]

I have my man gift ordered and am trying to figure out some sweet/funny things to add I have a couple of ideas already but I don't want the package to get too big/heavy haha
Gotta figure out the perfect date to ship it too to ensure it arrives on time but also isn't there for too long, teasing the person
I don't know how I'm gonna last not opening mine if I get it arrives early.... Like a bunch of you, I forgot I was actually getting a gift until today haha, have only been focused on giving
THIS IS FUN

[UglyCasanova]

I'm having trouble with the funny thing too...

I'm actually leaving town for two weeks on December 17th, mr. Secret Satan, wherever you are. If that's too soon for you, just ship it a bit later, because things get sent back if they're not picked up within two weeks. For that to happen it would have to arrive the day after I leave, but it would be a major bummer for the both of us

[DarkAxel]

if I get mine early and if it's a pedal, I might even get to use it at the biggest gig I've played
I'll be playing right before christmas... well... 20th Dec, but you know...

Depends on if we can open early though

[D.o.S.]

I'm having trouble with the funny thing too...

I'm actually leaving town for two weeks on December 17th, mr. Secret Satan, wherever you are. If that's too soon for you, just ship it a bit later, because things get sent back if they're not picked up within two weeks. For that to happen it would have to arrive the day after I leave, but it would be a major bummer for the both of us

You should probably get in touch with Jwar about that.

[UglyCasanova]

I got a PM from "Sinterklaas" a few days ago, so I think he's monitorering me. I feel special in my special place.

[Sinterklaas]

I am watching. I have always been watching.

[phantasmagorovich]

First post!

welcome to ILF and don't forget about our only forum rule:

Don't be an asshole (and love Fuzz)

judging by the make of your facial hairs, you might enjoy this thread: viewtopic.php?f=227&t=31116

[UglyCasanova]

I am watching. I have always been watching.

That's ma homeboy!