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I love the vegetarians who only are veggies so they can justify a diet of candy and potato chips.

And the vegans that are only vegans cause they think it will get them laid.

I'm way passed the conversation but I dont like bacon. I'd much rather a sausage link/patty.

I'm about equal on both. I do love bacon and I do love sausage, it's hard to choose,...so I'll just have both please.

The only time I'll eat bacon is on a BLT. what a good idea for a sandwich.

BLT FTW!!!

So tasty. I love how the mayo mixes with the tomato and makes the sweet mouth aioli.

Haha. I'm gonna go make one.

warwick.hoy wrote:And the vegans that are only vegans cause they think it will get them laid.

"take a shower you stinking fucking hippie!"

I'm actually finding the vegan movement to be embraced by the crust/metal subculture in this town, which is funny because a lot the yuppie fucks that eat at the restaurant I cook at are vegans too.

hmm.. strange... on the metal concerts/festivals I have been at ... there were suckling pigs, sometimes whole cows turning on those bbqs... and all the metalheads enjoyed their meal as if they would have hunted and butchered it themselves... me included

They all want to grow up to be Ted Nugent.

"everything eats something else to survive in the wild."

"nuh-UH!! we taught this lion to live off of tofu!"

*out walks a horribly underweight lion, head held low. sad, near death coughs ensue*

"kehh. KehhHhhh."

how would..... choice of food get you booter? i mean, i get how passing on pork got me some Burkah Booty, but usually..... does that..... work? am i even MORE marketable to vagina's then i once thought? HOLY SHIT. I AM A GOLDEN VEGI GOD.

warwick.hoy wrote:BLT FTW!!!

So tasty. I love how the mayo mixes with the tomato and makes the sweet mouth aioli.

Sweet mouth aioli is one of the greatest turns of phrase I've ever heard. Craig Claiborne? MFK Fisher? James Beard? Imbeciles.

now THAT is awesome!!

True story - back in the late 90's, a woman in Menlo Park was prosecuted for animal neglect after she became a vegan and tried to 'convert' her cats to be vegan as well.

My name is Mudd wrote:They all want to grow up to be Ted Nugent.

would totally barbecue the Nuge Or roast him on a spit And I know not eating him after is wasteful but what'cha gunna do, ya'know