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OMG it's still funny every single time! It's "layered".

Looks like you guys had an awesome time! Please call your podcast the 'Arbys Cast'
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Dickhats for everyone!
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Sorry, forgot this was an AMA.
Dickhats for everyone???
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Yes, I will be wearing a dick hat while listening.
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Munchin on a RB sandwich sounds amazing right now.
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codetocontra wrote:Sorry, forgot this was an AMA.
Dickhats for everyone???
Right. No declaratives, please.
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codetocontra wrote:Make changes, things get better. Flip yo' job! Missed you yesterday. But at least Johnny didn't try to convince you to eat a cheese curd burger.
Dafuq.

Yeah I'll be there next year if it happens/I'm still alive. I'll plan kid birthdays around it. Or just not be super pregnant during the exact moment of all three global meet ups.

Ah who am I kidding we'll be pregnant again.
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I keep forgetting there are lots of Arby's near me now.

Should I get some Arby's?
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How much importance do you place in the integrity of your bowels?
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Invisible Man wrote:How much importance do you place in the integrity of your bowels?
They have zero integrity to begin with.
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Corey, make a power violence ep about the Arby's cycle. From getting it, to eating it, to the aftermath, and your bowels having an existential crisis and needing some space from you.

I listened to GOREHOG and someMENTAL WASTE and loved both! I think you can. Do it!
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coffee and watermelon for breakfast = zero integrity
the gaseous fight of will power between explosive diarrhea, a scorched sphincter muscle and a third trip to the throne.
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$harkToootth wrote:Corey, make a power violence ep about the Arby's cycle. From getting it, to eating it, to the aftermath, and your bowels having an existential crisis and needing some space from you.

I listened to GOREHOG and someMENTAL WASTE and loved both! I think you can. Do it!
Thanks, I have made bands out of less substantial concepts. All my bands are good for about 1 demo recording anyway. I gotta get my basement studio together and get cracking.
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comesect2.0 wrote:coffee and watermelon for breakfast = zero integrity
the gaseous fight of will power between explosive diarrhea, a scorched sphincter muscle and a third trip to the throne.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I had left over frozen pizza and a chocolate shake for breakfast. My colon wants to talk about a divorce if not couples counseling.
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
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"My Whole Life" - A Play In One Act

Int. Corey's Tummy

Tummy: I am horribly lactose intolerant, I don't think I can take...

Corey: (cutting off Tummy abruptly) Shut the fuck up and eat this pizza!

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