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You know, it should shock and disgust me that I don't reel in horror after looking up "blue waffle". But it just doesn't do anything.

I've passed a mark somewhere along the line that I can never return to.
Fuck you, Internet. You ruined me.
You fucking ruined me the minute I logged onto Splatterball and surprised my mom with a $20 monthly fee when I was a kid. That incredibly fun, terrible FPS...turned me into a broken person.
I remember the exact moment I became tainted for life. It was when I took our team's flag and threw it into a corner to piss my teammates off.

...waffles really are better than pancakes. I used to eat frozen waffles daily.

why you should all go out and buy a Jazz bass, a P bass and a B-15.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up9cH7xDqCw[/youtube]
you have those and women will let you cover them in syrup and lick it off.
Hell they'll lick it off of you and bring their own waffles.

caution; if you play this stuff, boomer moms will take their shoes off and dance, then do nasty stuff in the backseat of your car.

MM

ill have the number 3 please

lulz. i go to jam out with my duck-dick out, and MaxxxaMappius gets even sillier with the title. noice.

.... i actually LOVES Waffle House. but that's 'cause the only place i've had it is visiting fam in TN, and if you don't eat meat you're sorta fucked. fucking hate that place. never been in Nashville though. maybe it's nicer there.




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Mudfuzz wrote:

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^^ WINNING!!! ^^

And who shoved Rosie's face into the iron back there?

MaxMaps wrote:Oh you bastards.

See what you made me do.

I like it.

I hope the next iteration of the tb thread has something to do with pancakes with bacon in them b/c that trumps ALL breakfast food. ever.

Fuzzrociouspedals wrote:I hope the next iteration of the tb thread has something to do with pancakes with bacon in them b/c that trumps ALL breakfast food. ever.

I have the bacon. You bring the pancakes/waffles.

Mmmm, Bacon...




I looooooooooooooooveee baaaaaaaacoooooooon!

ew. bacon is what made me give up meat.

well, that and trying to spend some time inside a Muslim grrL's vageener.

but yeah. no. no thanks on beeekahn.

blegh.

I fully understand the vagina part.. but did you just write "ew" to bacon?

behndy, i have LITERALLY lost 100% of my respect for you because of your hatred of bacon.

yes sir. yes i did.

i'm a pseudo-vegetarian. totally not about the animals. i'm with Tarantino on the Personality Equals Cute Equals Not A Food, so i'd rip holes in somebody and fuck them to death if they hurt my dog, but i give a fuck aboit some cows or ducks or pigs or llamas or however you roll.

i never really dug on the taste of meat that much, and after not eating pork awhile to have Burka Booter Access other meats started tasting a bit funny. so just cut them out.

woof. makes it HARD eating good stuff in the US sometimes. here in Cali it's easy though.

blegh. BACON.

He just talked bad about bacon? Kill him