It’s back from the dead! The TB Mega Thread.

[Schlatte]

Maybe he uses it to hammer nails into something... I mean at this level of retardation you could still expect it...

[My name is Mudd]

...the things you see when you don't have your gun...

[D.o.S.]

Lol Douchebag of the week:


His setup:
Current Setup:
Warmoth Jazz 5
Ampeg SVT 210 (US Made)
Presonus Tube Channel Preamp
QSC PLX 1202
Aguilar Tone Hammer

I wonder if he thinks its just a black box of candy...

What a knob indeed.

That's a killer endorsement deal in the making...
"I use the Aguilar Tone Hammer because I get paid to blend in, not to stand out."


EDIT: What he said:
http://www.talkbass.com/forum/f36/pypb- ... st11327434

[behndy]

yah. Douchers Gonna Douche.

i asked in a different thread and nobody answered. do they make different flavored douches? 'cause i would be DOWN with a LifeSavers Brand tasty cooter.

hell.... you could get all politically incorrect too. have Peanut Butter flavor for Thai laydays, Chocolate and/or Watermelon for black grrLs, Lemon Gelato for Italian imports.... huh. Squid Candy for Japanese 'uns? DO NOT WANT.

[My name is Mudd]

Edamame.

[behndy]

hurm. Teriyaki Sauce?

pfffft. from what i've seen when i hang out with ny grrL and a buncha her friends, you could make their booter's taste like 6 pints of beer and it'd be pretty accurate. those little things can put it AWAY.

and they NEVER PEE. i don't drink, so i drink water or flavored odd takes on soda (i LURV Cream Melon Soda), but i'll get up and urinate and stuff like 12 times over the 3 hours we spend at izikaiya (like tapas, but cheap and bigger portions).

i changed my mind. i want their's to be Cream Melon Pussy please.

[Achtane]

Dude, girls don't pee.
Except for girls in porn. Because they're sluts.
That's just how it works.

[behndy]

hurm. see, i believe grrLs pee. i've seen it, i've been peed on. i believe ugly grrLs poo.

i do NOT believe pretty grrLs poo. and video i've seen of pretty laydays pushing brown stuff out of them is fake. movie magic. EVERYbody knows they just teleport it into uggo's stomachs and let them toilet drop it.

*nods earnestly*

it's a FACT.

WarJamezWAR - "ahhhh! you button-hooked me!"

[My name is Mudd]

All this Japanese cuisine talk made me focus on something...there is absolutely NO DECENT SUSHI FOR FRIGGIN' MILES around here. None. And that SUCKS!!!






...OK, I'm better now. Actually, no I'm not, but I'll deal. Somehow.

[MaxMaps]

much better with boobs.

[D.o.S.]

If you google, you can indeed find mint flavored douches, behndypants.

[Mudfuzz]

If you google, you can indeed find mint flavored douches, behndypants.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmhGEd1Q1Zg[/youtube]

[behndy]

i weep for humanity.

not because of him drinking douches. but for... for... who he is.

thanks dawg. i just setup at a new place today, jammed out some silly stuff for about an hour, really excited about musics again.... and watching that made me want to slit my wrists. up, not across. i ain't no punk.

gah. i'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now.

"can't you FEEL the tree's pain?"

fuck you Ferngully. just.... fuck you.

[Achtane]

That sludge monster was a badass though. His song was awesome.

[behndy]

well, Tim Curry can make ANYthing beautiful. even made up for ROBIN WILLIAMS RAPPING. fucking bat.

i want Tim Tim to be there when i get a high colonic, going all campy voice, describing all the action to me.

man that sounds... just.... AWESOME. i wonder if there's any way to make that happen? maybe get a tech that does great voice impressions?