Well, at least, they're releasing the Amelia Earhart files...

[D.o.S.]

Rumour has it Rudy G can only finish if a third party whispers "9/11" in his ear.

[Seance]

I might not vote. Can't even.

I voted. While the candidate I voted for isn't perfect, they are miles ahead of the other gimps
on offer. A candidate with no empathy and no qualifications and no redeeming human qualities
will not get my vote.

The fact is that voting for senators and members of congress is even more important this year
than ever. Especially since the Republican party has decided to double-down on the tactic of
not voting on anything or passing bills or confirming supreme court nominees, and they have
also decided against having any party platform at all. Obstructionism isn't a helpful ideology.
Especially when the things the Republicans are voting against are all Republican ideas from a
few years ago. People who want to get hired to not do their job don't get my vote.

Taxes aren't cancer———they're what sustains a functioning civilized democracy. Republicans
need to shit or get off the pot. And also legalize pot. And also pass rational gun control laws,
such as repealing any bullshit law that prevents the FBI from collecting data about gun deaths
or the number of civilians shot by the police.

[Jwar]

LOL at all the people I know who stayed up for the whole Wikileaks thing! hahahahaha

[Seance]

Strange that Trump voters are mad at WikiLeaks for holding a press conference that's just a big commercial.

I guess they were angry that there were no steaks or wine on the table.

[Chankgeez]

Maybe they should join this guy's party?:

http://www.enterprisenews.com/news/2016 ... y-but-real

(… and, yes, Seance, the Senate race here is important. So, maybe I'll vote. )

[Seance]

Maybe they should join this guy's party?:

http://www.enterprisenews.com/news/2016 ... y-but-real

The Pizza Party! I guess diehards are called Pizzafaces?

(… and, yes, Seance, the Senate race here is important. So, maybe I'll vote. )

Do it! Billions of pizzas died to give you the right to vote for (or against) the Pizza Party!

[Faldoe]

I could see a strange 1984 scenario where all the food is Trump food.

Have some Trump wine to wash down that Trump steak.

[Chankgeez]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2tbjd60y8c[/youtube]

[snipelfritz]

Pence and Kaine look like middle aged Hank and Dean Venture.

[jrfox92]

Maybe they should join this guy's party?:

http://www.enterprisenews.com/news/2016 ... y-but-real

(… and, yes, Seance, the Senate race here is important. So, maybe I'll vote. )

“The United States did not start with political parties,” said Freeman, a former Republican who said he’s going to vote for Donald Trump in the fall because of the candidate’s wealth. “They should all be abolished.”

After graduating from Bridgewater-Raynham Regional High School, Freeman was a cadet in the United States Coast Guard Academy from 1992-94, a period of time that Freeman found useful primarily because he learned to play guitar.

Freeman’s day job is managing WampumWorld.com, the website for his family’s jewelry business.

But in 2010, he felt like something was missing. During a visit to the Connecticut State Capitol, inspiration struck when he saw a group of people gathered on a stage.

Remembering the foundation myth of Romulus separating people into categories to form Rome, Freeman imagined a circle around the people on the stage, then separating those people into eight “slices.”

“It was a way of organizing people; that’s the basis of it” Freeman said of his vision. “Well, that and people have to eat.”

So Freeman got a petition in 2010. Finding that he needed 50 registered voters to sign it, Freeman approached customers at Barrett's Alehouse in Bridgewater, as well as a few other establishments. He ended with more than 120 signatures.

So for now, Freeman focuses on the Pizza Party — sort of. As he polished off a steak pizza at Emma’s, he mused about one way that his party might force its way onto the national scene.

“Say Trump says, ‘I’m in the Pizza Party now,’” said Freeman, who makes homemade pizza on hamburger rolls. “Then we’re in business.”

An earlier version of this story misidentified the Women's Tennis Association as the World Tennis Association. Also, the "Live" religion was founded in Massachusetts, not Connecticut, as originally written.

I can't tell whether this is a satire in the "haha voting sucks" way or the "people are so dumb we couldn't even properly research for this story" way.

[snipelfritz]

Pence needs to drop the whole "oh, my delicate sensibilities! How dare you insult my candidate" bullshit if he's going to be Trump's running mate.

[jrfox92]

Pence needs to drop the whole "oh, my delicate sensibilities! How dare you insult my candidate" bullshit if he's going to be Trump's running mate.

He definitely needs to go full attack dog if he wants to keep his job.

[Iommic Pope]

And also pass rational gun control laws,
such as repealing any bullshit law that prevents the FBI from collecting data about gun deaths
or the number of civilians shot by the police.

This is why you guys are fucked.

[snipelfritz]

I mean, calm and cool is a proper strategy for him, but he can't play too innocent without inciting a call of bull hockey.

[Chankgeez]