ilovefuzz.com

Oh shit, I've already found perfection.

I've been reading my victims posts all night. Feels like I'm getting to know him/her in a sick and sexy way that would make a great cyberpunk film. This is fun!

Man, I couldn't commit to doing this this year. Between my poor kitty passing away, my wife's upcoming birthday (making a time-consuming gift), an upcoming camping trip, and several home improvement projects, I just wouldn't have the time to do it right.

Still, I'll send some hot pepper powder to anyone looking for some fire to supplement the secret satan gifts they receive. You know the drill... PM me an address, disclaim me from liability, and it'll be there before Christmas. (By the way, someone asked for some before and I never sent it-- you're already on the list).

Mike

Yaaaay I'm excited
Mine might be a bit tricky to pin down but I think I can get something good

Disarm D'arcy wrote:

phantasmagorovich wrote:

Disarm D'arcy wrote:WELL THE GERMAN PACKAGE WOULD BE TO POOP ON HIS MOTHER IN A PORNO, THEN, LIEBELEIN.

Haha, but in nice Santa gift wrapping, petit frère.

Right now, I'm really hoping you're not my secret satan.

I would make you one extra, if you asked nicely.


I've been doing some reading up on my guy. I think I at least skimmed most of what he posted this year already. I hope he was in for last years' SS, I wanna know what he got and how he reacted to it.

me right now.

Looked through last years SS-thread and got really psyched!

I couldn't commit this early, lots going on here right now. I hope everyone has a blast like I did the past 2 years. Next year I will be back...

Eivind August wrote:I've been reading my victims posts all night. Feels like I'm getting to know him/her in a sick and sexy way that would make a great cyberpunk film. This is fun!

phantasmagorovich wrote:

Disarm D'arcy wrote:My stalkee has pricey tastes. It's gonna be tough. I really want to satisfy his every desire. But bank says no. Stupid bank.

But he is getting the total French package, that's for sure.

That sounds like an offer for a blow job to me.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

goroth wrote:

Eivind August wrote:I've been reading my victims posts all night. Feels like I'm getting to know him/her in a sick and sexy way that would make a great cyberpunk film. This is fun!

And the spirit of ILFmas is upon ye.

I can gather from some mild stalk that my victim likes fuzz so I guess I need to build something fuzzy

Gigahearts_FX wrote:I can gather from some mild stalk that my victim likes fuzz so I guess I need to build something fuzzy

Haha, that is like the split second stalk, right?

phantasmagorovich wrote:

Gigahearts_FX wrote:I can gather from some mild stalk that my victim likes fuzz so I guess I need to build something fuzzy

Haha, that is like the split second stalk, right?

That's what's called "phoning it in."


(Tho a Ring Stinger is a welcome gift for most.)

Gone Fission wrote:
(Tho a Ring Stinger is a welcome gift for most.)

This cannot be stressed enough.